Never argue with a woman...

[Madd_Scientist_]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think .

[DisplacedDiraac]

loool waa ruun.

[S_lander-boy]

I know tell me about it, we men can't live without woman but boy can they give a men headaches at times.

[najma_01]

loooooooool joker
dat lady was a gangistarad waleee...................

[Abdi_westldn]

[Lil_maRlilander]

[Gang Green's Social Life]

i hope she gets raped

[Hard Candy]

[Gang Green's Social Life]

[quote="Hard Candy"] [/quote]

i meant it in the nicest way possible

[STOP!]

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think .

[Advo]

any man who argues with a women is a dumb fuk, instead extend ur hand and do some swinging while ending it off with "get back to ur respected spot"