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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, 'I have some really great news!'

I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.' She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!' Then she said, 'There's more' I asked, What do you mean there's more. She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!' Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....

(You're going to love this!) :roll:
'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!' :lol:
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Re: Priceless newz.

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ok, but the how the fock does this concern me?
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The-Screw wrote:ok, but the how the fock does this concern me?
Screw,

Adeer who knows, may be she was warning you not to go to the wall Mar for H.pergnancy tests...
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The-Screw wrote:ok, but the how the fock does this concern me?

lol screw soon or later it will... :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Good blond joke :up:
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uufff Nacala tulaah aleiq. :|
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:roll: I kind a missed cussing your fat ass wale.. :cry:
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