today i went driving with my sister and her mate maria....
we we're just messing about and taking the piss out of all the pedestrians...
when we see this SKINNY asian man with a BIG FAT black lady.... walahi it was the oddest sight ever..
the woman has him by his hand literally dragging him..... we found it so funny...
then maria had this great idea to shout obsene stuff at this poor dude who looked used and abused...
so shes like 'oi oi se'xy, last night was fun.... where u been all my life.... blah blah blah..'
the man looks up in confusion, the woman looks up with rage!!!!!!!!

she actually grabbed him and banged his poor head against a lamp-post....
she was mad!!!!! we gathered she thought he was cheating and it was our fault...
now im guilt ridden.... i wont b able to sleep tonite.... how do u ever learn to live with myself now...
shid!!!!!!!
but to be fair.... all i did was laugh and encourge... thats not really the main crime here isit?
maria should b the one whos guilt ridden.... but it seems she has no conscience....
do u think i should give to charity to cancel my sin.... istagfurullah!