EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN! OPEN TO MEN ONLY ALL ARE WELCOME...

[Madd_Scientist_]

Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE:

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBES
- Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS-DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
-Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET AND FLOOR
-Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES AND SILVERWARE:
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
-Debate among a panel of experts

REMOTE CONTROL
-Losing the remote control- Help-line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
-Starting with looking in the right place, instead of turning the house upside down while screaming
- Open Forum

DAY TWO:

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
- Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
-Powerpoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
-Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUITELY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
-Driving simulation

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
-Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
-Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LOVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
-Individual counselors available


Anyone interested please do not hesitate to pm me

[ORGEONES]

I'm allergic vacuuming

[Xamud.]

Sounds like course in how too become the perfect Kasband(Slave)

[Madd_Scientist_]

Oregeones-

Don't worry walaal....that can be added on as well. And no need to bring the hoofer it'll be provided

Xamdi Where have you been? This course is perfect for you I actually had you in mind when i did it!

[zulaika]

mad,

what's the point in this huuno?

orgeones,

so i take it u don't vacuum?..maybe that's where your allergies are coming from dear.

[Madd_Scientist_]

Zuli-

Huuno, it's a course for men.

[Xamud.]

Mad
Am pretty sure I know how too "fill ice cubes"! and I think flowers is over-rated...Id rather give her Xalwad from Xaji Yusuf then some smelly flowers.

[xidigow]

Zuli-

Huuno, it's a course for men.

Adeer, Was this the big presentation you were worried about???????

[ORGEONES]

Men creates an extra seven hours of housework each week for women.

http://www.livescience.com/health/08040 ... ework.html



Note: I think men are seven times more efficient at cleaning than women

[ms.nalia]

Men creates an extra seven hours of housework each week for women.

http://www.livescience.com/health/08040 ... ework.html



Note: I think men are seven times more efficient at cleaning than women

Perhaps they should do all the cleaning and let the woman do other things then..... 8)

[Madd_Scientist_]

Zuli-

Huuno, it's a course for men.

Adeer, Was this the big presentation you were worried about???????

Nayaa, stop playing with Xidigows account. He doesn't even use the smilies.

[xidigow]

Zuli-

Huuno, it's a course for men.

Adeer, Was this the big presentation you were worried about???????

Nayaa, stop playing with Xidigows account. He doesn't even use the smilies.

Mad sci,
Adeer dont mind her. Let her make a fool out of herself.