Somali Liers (and their stories)
Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 4:03 pm
i've come across a couple of hillarious somali pathological liars. one of those who really stood out was a classmate of mine. we can call him cawke.
- cawke had invented a modification for his DVD so it could store up to 50GB.
- he once received a blowjob in one of those elevators that operate in the underground (metro, subway). now the thing is these elevators are used as mobile toilets so their constantly piss filled. also cawke isnt that goodlooking that a girl would neglect the acid smell of piss and the yellowish wet floors and make some love.
- once he started experimenting with steroids, he said he ate so much bariis that his mother went bankrupt (exakt quote).
- during high school, he was nurturing this fantastical business idea that he occasionally let me and others get to know was 'going to f*ck Samsung and Sony' and make him immensely rich. he had already signed partnership deals with 'a swedish engineer' and would soon land an agreement with a manufactoring company in China. a couple of months later when a friend bought an MP4 device which we talked about in the group, cawkes business oratory disappeared (yea he was obviously thinking he was gonna be first in the world to produce an MP4).
- cawke was on steroids as i told you before but according to him, his balls never shrinked, instead both his balls and d*ck enlarged massively.
- cawke had invented a modification for his DVD so it could store up to 50GB.
- he once received a blowjob in one of those elevators that operate in the underground (metro, subway). now the thing is these elevators are used as mobile toilets so their constantly piss filled. also cawke isnt that goodlooking that a girl would neglect the acid smell of piss and the yellowish wet floors and make some love.
- once he started experimenting with steroids, he said he ate so much bariis that his mother went bankrupt (exakt quote).
- during high school, he was nurturing this fantastical business idea that he occasionally let me and others get to know was 'going to f*ck Samsung and Sony' and make him immensely rich. he had already signed partnership deals with 'a swedish engineer' and would soon land an agreement with a manufactoring company in China. a couple of months later when a friend bought an MP4 device which we talked about in the group, cawkes business oratory disappeared (yea he was obviously thinking he was gonna be first in the world to produce an MP4).
- cawke was on steroids as i told you before but according to him, his balls never shrinked, instead both his balls and d*ck enlarged massively.