lol the funniest thing ever

[Boqor__Daarod]

http://www.truechristian.com/askpastorjim0603.html

read what they write this is the funniest

Dear Pastor Jim:

Bless you for making such a wonderfull interwebsite! I desperatly need your help. My 25-year-old son masturbates. I have caught him in the act several times. I have tried everything to make him stop. Usually he gets the tree punishment (I drive him out to my huntin camp, carry him over to
my deer stand, tie him to it, and let him sleep there for the night.), and I even threw is computer on the ground (he just bought a new one.). Nothing I do seems to work. I've even considered castrating him, but the police here are nigger lovers that fight the word of God for those stupid
law things they always talk about.

What can you reccomend?

Praise the lord!
~Carl S. Goldman III

I'm very sorry to hear that. Satan can brainwash the best of us and he seems to have stolen your son from you. I don't know where you live since you didn't say, but I recommend you move here to Arkansas. Personally I recommend you send your son off to boot camp and have him join the Marines. That's happened to me when I was young and it changed me. It forces him to build Faith in his country, and since America is a Christian nation, God will do the rest once he Loves America, since as we know, all Atheists are Anti-American. Good luck Carl, I will be praying for you!

[hanad_mn]

Dee the guy is maybe ugly and fat. If he can't get a woman, he has his son to quinch his thirst. Somali girls do this alot. I might know better.