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Once upon a time a Muslim man had a Christian friend. His friend invited him to go with him to his Church to attend a lesson there and give his opinion concerning the Christian faith. The Muslim man agreed and went with him.

In the church, a priest recognized the Muslim man and said to the attendance: there is a Mohammedan among you! The Muslim man stood up and asked how did you know? The priest replied <their signs are on their faces.>

The Muslim man smiled upon hearing that and then the priest told him that he want to ask him 22 questions.

Did you leave out a part?

[quote="QansaGabeyle"]Did you leave out a part? [/quote]

read it again there is a hidden message u need to grasp
do it quickly be4 basra makes fun of your misfourtune

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1) Who is the one who doesnt have a second?
2) What are the two who don't have a third?
3) What are the three who do not have a fourth?
4) What are the four who do not have a fifth?
5) What are the five who do not have a sixth?

6) What are the six who do not have a seventh?
7) What are the seven who do not have an eignth?
8 ) What are the eight who do not have a nineth?
9) What are the nine who do not have a tenth?
10) What are the ten that accepts an increase?

11) What are 11 who do not have a 12th?
12) What are the 12 who do not have a 13th?
13) What are the 13 who do not have a 14th?
14) What is the thing which breathes but does not have a soul?
15) Which the grave that marched with its dead?
16) Who are those who lied and entered paradise?
17) What is the thing which is created by God and is considered the most hideous?

18) What are the things that have been created without a father and mother?
19) Who is the creature who perished from fire, destroyed with fire and kept from fire?
20) Who was created from stone, perished by stone and conserved in stone?
21) Who is created by God and is considered has a great skill?
22) What is the tree with 12 branches, each branch has 30 leaves and each leaf has 5 fruits: two in the shadow and three in the Sun?

The Muslim man answered as follows...

1) Allah's swt is the one who does not have a second
2) The two which are only two: Night and Day
3) The three which do not have a fourth are: Musa's excuses to Al-Khidr:
a) sinking the ship
b) Killing of the young boy
c) building of the wall
4)The four which do not have a fifth are: Koran, the bible, the Torah and the Psalms
5) The five which do not have a sixth are: the five prayers

Damn shaqo ayaa caawo laguu yeele. Libah.........you are wrong again.

Navy9:- That's nice. Jazakallahu Kheyr

i thought it was bad to go in a church ?

6) The six which do not have a seventh: are the 6 days Allah created the Universe
7) The seven which do not have an eighth are the Seven Heavens
8) The eight which do not have a nineth are: the holders of AL Rahman's Throne
9) The nine which do not have a tenth are the miracales of Musa: the stick, the hands, the flood, blood, lice, frogs, diving the sea, talking directly to Allah, locusts.
10) The ten that accepts an increase: whoever does a Good Deed, Allah shall reward him/her a tenfold.

11) The 11 who do not have a 12th are: the 11 brothers of prophet Yusuf
12) The 12 which doesnt have a 13th is when Musa struck his cane to a stone and 12 wells exploded from it
13) The 13th who do not have a 14th are Yusuf's brother, his father and mother
14) As for the thing that breathes and doesnt have a soul is the Dawn: early morning
15) The grave that marched is the whale which swallowed prophet Yunis
16) As for those who lied and entered Paradise are the brothers of prophet Yusuf
17) The thing created by Allah and is considered very ugly is the voice of donkeys
18) As for the creatures that didnt have a father and a mother:
a) Adam as
b) Salah's Camel
c) The Ram which was the scapegoat for prophet Ismail
d) The Angels

19) As for the creation which is made of fire is Iblis (Satan), the one who was burnt in fire Abu Jahl and the one who was kept from fire was Ibrahim PBUH.

20) The creation made of stone is Salah's camel, those perished by stone was the people of the Elephants (King Abraha and his people) and those who Allah conserved them were people of the Cave

21) As for the Allah's creator who has a great skill are ...Women.

22) The tree is the year with its 12 months, the 30 are the days of the month, the 5 fruits are the 5 prayers and the three on the shadow are Fajir. Maqrib and Isha and the two in the Sun are the noon prayer and Asr...