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handgun is better than a woman

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The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


SDM,

Do u own a piece ?
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No Sxb....


I don't have one, because some of us should never have one. :lol: :lol:
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But can you make love to it?

I've been to a shooting range b4 and I LOVED it....

I wanna go again...it was so much!

I think everyone should try it...
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G'morning folks! :mrgreen:
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ms.nalia wrote:
But can you make love to it? <---yes, if your d*ck ist he size of a bullet :mrgreen:

I've been to a shooting range b4 and I LOVED it....

I wanna go again...it was so much!

I think everyone should try it...
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looool...

speaking from exprience Ht?
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ms.nalia wrote:

looool...

speaking from exprience Ht?
LOL! Shhhh don't blow my cover!
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Htologist awoowe


U sound like 40 yrs old sexually frustrated man.........






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SDM:

Weliga nag boolis miyaad shukaansatey ? Weliga ha ku fakariin :lol:
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i see someone's shooting blanks here. :)
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zulaika wrote:i see someone's shooting blanks here. :)

:lol: :lol:
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zulaika wrote:i see someone's shooting blanks here. :)
Zulaika,

Wow, you must be wearing microscope lens for eye wear :lol:
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[quote="AbdiWahab252"]SDM:

Weliga nag boolis miyaad shukaansatey ? Weliga ha ku fakariin :lol:[/quote]




Maanan fahmin suaasha.......Sxb I'm at work and tired from a long weekend......
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Re: handgun is better than a woman

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Htologist wrote:
ms.nalia wrote:

looool...

speaking from exprience Ht?
LOL! Shhhh don't blow my cover!

lol...I shant blow thou cover
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