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handgun is better than a woman
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:51 am
by S-D-M
The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
Re: handgun is better than a woman
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:52 am
by AbdiWahab252
Re: handgun is better than a woman
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:58 am
by S-D-M
No Sxb....
I don't have one, because some of us should never have one.
Re: handgun is better than a woman
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:04 am
by ms.nalia
But can you make love to it?
I've been to a shooting range b4 and I LOVED it....
I wanna go again...it was so much!
I think everyone should try it...
Re: handgun is better than a woman
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:07 am
by siren
G'morning folks!
Re: handgun is better than a woman
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:11 am
by Htologist
ms.nalia wrote:
But can you make love to it? <---yes, if your d*ck ist he size of a bullet
I've been to a shooting range b4 and I LOVED it....
I wanna go again...it was so much!
I think everyone should try it...
Re: handgun is better than a woman
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:13 am
by ms.nalia
looool...
speaking from exprience Ht?
Re: handgun is better than a woman
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:17 am
by Htologist
ms.nalia wrote:
looool...
speaking from exprience Ht?
LOL! Shhhh don't blow my cover!
Re: handgun is better than a woman
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:38 am
by S-D-M
Htologist awoowe
U sound like 40 yrs old sexually frustrated man.........
Is everything ok............?
my bad I should have used PM
Re: handgun is better than a woman
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:40 am
by AbdiWahab252
SDM:
Weliga nag boolis miyaad shukaansatey ? Weliga ha ku fakariin
Re: handgun is better than a woman
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:43 am
by zulaika
i see someone's shooting blanks here.
Re: handgun is better than a woman
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:45 am
by Nabeela
Re: handgun is better than a woman
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:46 am
by AbdiWahab252
zulaika wrote:i see someone's shooting blanks here.
Zulaika,
Wow, you must be wearing microscope lens for eye wear
Re: handgun is better than a woman
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:55 am
by S-D-M
[quote="AbdiWahab252"]SDM:
Weliga nag boolis miyaad shukaansatey ? Weliga ha ku fakariin
[/quote]
Maanan fahmin suaasha.......Sxb I'm at work and tired from a long weekend......
Re: handgun is better than a woman
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:07 am
by ms.nalia
Htologist wrote:ms.nalia wrote:
looool...
speaking from exprience Ht?
LOL! Shhhh don't blow my cover!
lol...I shant blow thou cover