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No offence to ladies but...

Post by The_Patriot »

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm
and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and
all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and
haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are
now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit
and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: No offence to ladies but...

Post by Madd_Scientist_ »

"Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash."

:D
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Re: No offence to ladies but...

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retard. :D
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Re: No offence to ladies but...

Post by C O S T A »

The_Patriot wrote: Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm
and a desirable place to visit.

Is that when they are called XUSLA BARUUR
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Re: No offence to ladies but...

Post by surrender »

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are
now unpatrolled.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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