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The Lioness Appreciation Thread...

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lioness are the optimum of the XX sex chromosome and what our useless feminists should be striving for.

truly exemplary they are! :up:

you'll never see a lioness complaining about her basic purpose/existence, i.e childrearing - NEVER! she always carries herself with certain dignity and pride unlike the useless womenkind of our species! mash'allah for lioness kind! :up:

i truly believe their purpose in existence is; to show our lazy/useless feminists the way, i.e. their responsibilities and purpose in life which is childrearing. i mean, if any XX could demand equal statuse to XY, it should only be the lioness kind. but no, it's our useless nayaakind who do it. and to make matters worse, if required, they wont do their equal part if unfavorable to them. preposterous i say!!! :!:

man, i must say, i envy the lion kind. for he's truly only a KING because of the XX behind his back. in this case, the proverb, "behind every great man there is a great woman" is true. or should we say, "for every king there's a great lioness"? :?

no worries for a lion kind...

the lioness takes care of all the home renderings and whatnot... she also keeps herself fit. something you can't expect from your prospective wife, nay, something you should not expect at all, regardless of the woman. it's like the setting and arising of the sun, i.e. something that's constant, for now at least. cause the sun will one day never arise. may we can take hope in that, and this obligatory "getting fat" after the wedding will one day end, too, just like the sun will one day be no more and its cycles of arising and setting end, too.

all a lion has to do, after being crowned a true king by his lioness, is this:

philosophize about the borders of his kingdom, wage ware on his enemies (i.e. intrudes on his kingdom or other lions who want to decrown him and whatnot...), keep himself in warrior spirit (i.e. sleep, eat and exercise a lot), and, possibly, expand his empire, etc, etc - what a life!

we, MEN, have gotten the short end of life - that's for sure! let my envy curse the lions!
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Re: The Lioness Appreciation Thread...

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motherfukkers [men], show some fukking respect. :evil:
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a diabolic scheme:

a swedish body + lioness mindset = best of both worlds. imagine that? wow... :P :P

this's a que for someone to created an unholy, but good, specie. :wink:

please, someone do it....
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A little suggestion, put yourself out of your misery and marry a great lioness.. :arrow:
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OT:

LIONS=freeloader's and useless just like MEN!!!
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nabeela and dangirl

I will marry you two lionesses, two for the price of one. C'mon you both won't get a better offer in your lifetime. Join my harem. :D
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Nabeela wrote:A little suggestion, put yourself out of your misery and marry a great lioness.. :arrow:
a great idea, if they had the aesthetics value of swedish chicks, sadly, they do not.
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Re: The Lioness Appreciation Thread...

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DANGIRL wrote:OT:

LIONS=freeloader's and useless just like MEN!!!
men, see what i was talking about? tsk tsk tsk...
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