I'm writing a story called Xalimo and...

[pseudowizard]

the magic phone card.

[pseudowizard]

I'm on chapter 2.

[paidmonk]

Dude, seriously, shut the hell up and let someone reply before you reply. That's how forums focking work.

And if you keep logging in immediately when I log in, it kills your case about not being me.

And lastly, you write? No way! I'm also really into writing, but haven't had a huge project in many years. I once wrote 50 pages on a story about an international mystery. But I scrapped it when summer came. Nigga had to hoop...

[pseudowizard]

I like replying to my own posts. It bumps it up a notch depending on how inactive the board is.

And of course I write. I want to be a bloody screenwriter/novelist/hobo!

About your last comment - I think me logging in at the same time as you actually PROVES I am not you.

[paidmonk]

Sorry...my qaxooti senses kicked in and started contradicting me.

But carry on, paidwizard.

[pseudowizard]

Paidmonk back in the dizzzay.

[paidmonk]

Fat Jew...


Jamaame before the civil war:

[pseudowizard]

This is where you lived, right?

[Goljano Lion]

Jacyl ka wada baan laha
Is waheshada baan laha
Wanaaji in`nan taan laha

Semaha ku wad baan lahaaye
Wunaha barya baan lahaayee
Arooska wacan baan lahaa
Wankii uu qal wan lahaaye
Waraabi runtaan lahaaye

Nafsii wuu iga wareegayey
Warki warkii wuu iga dhameeystaye
Xageedu hu, Xageedu hu
ku waa bariistayey


Jacyl ka wada baan laha
Wagera talo baan laha
Wiirada ka jirbaan laha

[pseudowizard]

WTF.

Translate.

[paidmonk]

[Goljano Lion]

Jacyl ka wada baan laha
Is waheshada baan laha
Wanaaji in`nan taan laha

Semaha ku wad baan lahaaye
Wunaha barya baan lahaayee
Arooska wacan baan lahaa
Wankii uu qal wan lahaaye
Waraabi runtaan lahaaye

Nafsii wuu iga wareegayey
Warki warkii wuu iga dhameeystaye
Xageedu hu, Xageedu hu
ku waa bariistayey


Jacyl ka wada baan laha
Wagera talo baan laha
Wiirada ka jirbaan laha

ferm ta guel salope

[paidmonk]

[Goljano Lion]

paidmonk

what r u trying to prove rascal, you wont be able to go through my firewalls

[paidmonk]

I love Djibouti. I love Afar women. I love Ciisa women.

I want to make love to everyone including the military women. I want to run naked through Djibouti and have sex with the entire nation. I want to cure Djibouti's AIDS by showering them with my miracle sperm.

I'm just so horny tonight and all I can think about is having a massive illegal orgy in Djibouti.