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TOP TEN REASONS MARRIAGE IS STUPID!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:48 am
by Daanyeer

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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:51 am
by siren
That site is blocked off for me..........Can you post it? Thank you in advance! :mrgreen:

Re: TOP TEN REASONS MARRIAGE IS STUPID!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:06 am
by Sir-Luggoyo
3. Marital Rape is an Oxymoron

How in the fukk can there be rape in a marriage? What's next, is an employer unlawfully detaining you by asking you to postpone your lunch break? Is it molestation when a fireman carries a kid from a burning orphanage?

Fact. A wedding ring is a VIP pass to backstage vagina. Anal is still for sale, but pusssy is guaranteed.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have always failed ...and most probably will keep on failing ....to understand rape marriage. Why the hell are we in this sh!t to begin with. She is not in the mood yadha yadha yadha.......tough luck, get into the mood b!tch

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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:15 am
by zulaika
Sir-Luggoyo wrote:
I have always failed ...and most probably will keep on failing ....to understand rape marriage. Why the hell are we in this sh!t to begin with. She is not in the mood yadha yadha yadha.......tough luck, get into the mood b!tch
:shock: :shock: :shock:

tough luck for your concubine.

:twisted:

Re: TOP TEN REASONS MARRIAGE IS STUPID!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:35 am
by Sir-Luggoyo
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Zuly, my concubines are always hot and ready.

What is your opinion on this thing called "Marital Rape"?

Re: TOP TEN REASONS MARRIAGE IS STUPID!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:22 pm
by zulaika
Sir-Luggoyo wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Zuly, my concubines are always hot and ready.

What is your opinion on this thing called "Marital Rape"?
laa xawla.

well i guess we all know the definition of rape...it can happen in just about anywhere..marriage or otherwise. sex qasab ma'aha huuno...specially in marriage where a husband is supposed to maintain the happiness of his wife. fockin' an unhappy woman is very very very dangerous huuno. iska ilaali taa.

Re: TOP TEN REASONS MARRIAGE IS STUPID!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:31 pm
by Sir-Luggoyo
zulaika wrote:
laa xawla.

well i guess we all know the definition of rape...it can happen in just about anywhere..marriage or otherwise. sex qasab ma'aha huuno...specially in marriage where a husband is supposed to maintain the happiness of his wife. fockin' an unhappy woman is very very very dangerous huuno. iska ilaali taa.

I know what a scorned woman is capable, however, when the two were getting into the deal of marriage, there are unspoken rules that appy to the contract, and one of those rules is, When a man wants to fukk, a man has got to fukk, period. I don't care about these laws that came recently out of rebelling feminists

Re: TOP TEN REASONS MARRIAGE IS STUPID!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:44 pm
by zulaika
Sir-Luggoyo wrote:
there are unspoken rules that appy to the contract, and one of those rules is, When a man wants to fukk, a man has got to fukk, period. I don't care about these laws that came recently out of rebelling feminists

translation...

rape = only way you can get some from a woman so maha? koleyba mid ku rabta baa iska yar ee...waa iska caadi huuno :lol:

Re: TOP TEN REASONS MARRIAGE IS STUPID!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:49 pm
by surria
Sir-Luggoyo wrote:
zulaika wrote:
laa xawla.

well i guess we all know the definition of rape...it can happen in just about anywhere..marriage or otherwise. sex qasab ma'aha huuno...specially in marriage where a husband is supposed to maintain the happiness of his wife. fockin' an unhappy woman is very very very dangerous huuno. iska ilaali taa.

I know what a scorned woman is capable, however, when the two were getting into the deal of marriage, there are unspoken rules that appy to the contract, and one of those rules is, When a man wants to fukk, a man has got to fukk, period. I don't care about these laws that came recently out of rebelling feminists
And what does the Qur'an tell you on this subject, or is the word of God not in the picture when it comes to what the MAN WANTS.

Re: TOP TEN REASONS MARRIAGE IS STUPID!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:56 pm
by Shirib
I agree marital rape is an oxymoron. U can't rape ur wife, there's a reason she is ur wife

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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:01 pm
by Sir-Luggoyo
Rape would never happen in Islamic home where the hubby and wife adhere to the rules and laws of the faith. At night, the wife is supposed to take her wudu when she finishes her household chores, pray Ishaa' and offer herself to her hubby, if he wants her, he would consummate, if not she would either go to bed or continue with her Cibaadah, with her hubby's permission of course.

Re: TOP TEN REASONS MARRIAGE IS STUPID!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:04 pm
by xidigow
surria wrote:
Sir-Luggoyo wrote:
zulaika wrote:
laa xawla.

well i guess we all know the definition of rape...it can happen in just about anywhere..marriage or otherwise. sex qasab ma'aha huuno...specially in marriage where a husband is supposed to maintain the happiness of his wife. fockin' an unhappy woman is very very very dangerous huuno. iska ilaali taa.

I know what a scorned woman is capable, however, when the two were getting into the deal of marriage, there are unspoken rules that appy to the contract, and one of those rules is, When a man wants to fukk, a man has got to fukk, period. I don't care about these laws that came recently out of rebelling feminists
And what does the Qur'an tell you on this subject, or is the word of God not in the picture when it comes to what the MAN WANTS.
In Islam the man or the woman, if either one of them refuses s/he NACALAD ilaahey baa ku soo degin.

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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:12 pm
by AyeeyoH
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:20 pm
by zulaika
looooooool @ granny

isn't lugoyo one sexy beast? :lol: :lol:

Re: TOP TEN REASONS MARRIAGE IS STUPID!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:26 pm
by surria
Sir-Luggoyo wrote:Rape would never happen in Islamic home where the hubby and wife adhere to the rules and laws of the faith. At night, the wife is supposed to take her wudu when she finishes her household chores, pray Ishaa' and offer herself to her hubby, if he wants her, he would consummate, if not she would either go to bed or continue with her Cibaadah, with her hubby's permission of course.
Our faith teaches us that the husband has the duty to please his wife, not just deman from the wife his satisfaction alone! Ibn Magah reported that the prophet (pbuh) has commanded husbands not to start a sexual intercourse, unless they start by 'flirting, talking and kissing the wife' till she becomes 'in the mood' and capable of sharing the pleasure of these moments.

the prophet (pbuh) warned husbands against what he called: "falling onto women like animals."