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I heard the funniest story of my life today.

My friend's wife is asking for divorce because her husband interpreted an ayah of the Qur'an.

He said " I will always thank allah because allaah said in the Qur'an " lain shakartum ala aziidanakum" which means if you thank allah about something he gave you, he will give you more of it. so Said I will thank allah for giving me a wife to marry so that he can give me more wives. and the wife is asking for divorce because the guy does not love her anymore and is thinking about asking allah to give him more wives.

I'm with the wife here. Ileen ninkaa uu ba isqarxiye by revealing his intention to get a second wife.

Ismahan,

Adunyo, maxa ka rabta in toolka la badiyo

AW ,

If she is going to have 13 kids for you why bother with another one? Thats more than what you could get with two wives on the average. Adiga iyo anigana wa is ognahay inaad 13 kids ka badaan rabine.

Ismahan,

Xaska ba ila talisey ina mid kale guursado. Waxay ii sheegtey inan "energy" zaiid qabo oo aan uu bahan nahay xas kale

Hada iyada ba igu maqan mid kale.

One wife isn't enough for me.

Haddad,

Imaan isku yeel ya akhi.

AW,



You wish. Naag Sacad ah oo saas dhaday wali lama dhalin.

Ismahan,

Abayo, gabdha ka yimid degamada Hobyo wa dumar iska masakiin aha. Waxay ku fakadeen iin dhiig Darood laheen Tas waxay keentey iney iska noqdan kuwa maskiin Illahey oo iska ogool iin mid kale lala guursado.

Ismahan123 wrote:Haddad,

Imaan isku yeel ya akhi.

AW,



You wish. Naag Sacad ah oo saas dhaday wali lama dhalin.

habaryarteey ninkeeda ayadaa labo naagood uguurisay and she is sacad. actually asaga miskiin waaye lacag maheesto. Habaryar aa yaradka kabixisay oo gabdhaha udoontay.

Ismahan123 wrote:Haddad,

Imaan isku yeel ya akhi.

I was just being frank; one condition that my future wife would have to agree to. I'm sure there are millions of sisters who wouldn't mind it. This lucky man is my role model:

Haddad,

I agree, there are plenty of women who wont mind, lakin whats with the pictures? Are you suggesting you will even marry them in the day?????? Dee wa ka so dhartay Arabmaanow!!!!!!!!! Waxaas naagka ka yeesho wa mid is nacdey ama mentally challenged ah.


MM,

KOOW, iiqooy sheekadada wax kama jiiraane.

Ismahan123 wrote:Haddad,

I agree, there are plenty of women who wont mind, lakin whats with the pictures? Are you suggesting you will even marry them in the day?????? Dee wa ka so dhartay Arabmaanow!!!!!!!!! Waxaas naagka ka yeesho wa mid is nacdey ama mentally challenged ah.

Apparently, marrying them in the same day has become normal, especially in Somaliland.

Bal adiga ba war ii haysid. It looks like you are not wadaad after all. Haye, if its the norm in S/land does that make it right?????????? Ma diinta tiri labo naag haal habeen wa la isla guurankara?? Wa MAYA. Xalaal cayek...qaaf raabak

Ismahan123 wrote:Bal adiga ba war ii haysid. It looks like you are not wadaad after all. Haye, if its the norm in S/land does that make it right?????????? Ma diinta tiri labo naag haal habeen wa la isla guurankara?? Wa MAYA. Xalaal cayek...qaaf raabak

I think you're right.

Okay, time to look for a new role model then. Sorry to disappoint.