Pseudowizard wants to change your life!

[pseudowizard]

Are you struggling with alchoholism?

Is it hard for you to pay the rent on time?

Do you want to lose ten pounds?

Do you want to make new friends and finally start feeling better about yourself?

Then solicit help from, the one, the only, PSEUDOWIZARD!

Operators are standing by. You will be assisted shortly. Please limit your pms to two a day.

[The-Screw]

here's a flashback from the 90's....



eyo, someone put something in her mouth, i think my zipper is stuck.

[pseudowizard]

Screw, aboowe, you've got a really freaky sense of humour.

[suga_n_spice]

here's a flashback from the 90's....



eyo, someone put something in her mouth, i think my zipper is stuck.

bravo!! screw

[pseudowizard]

I've already helped two people and counting! *pats herself on the back*