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BREAKING NEWS!!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AL SHABAB!!! [Must Read!]
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:15 am
by Abdi_Som
*****IMPORTANT**** MUST READ!!!
My friends in the Somali community in America recieved a special message announcement from Al Shabab.
Al shabab and Aweys have declared a new rule for all Somalis around the world to follow. The last 4 months, Alshabab is winning against the TFG/Ethiopia/AU so all somalis must obey the new order if they want to live.
The five(5) new holy rules of Alshabab are:
1.
All somalis in America and Europe are not allowed to watch TV, movies, listen to music or anything form of entertainment or lifestyle under the new Sharia law of Al Shabab and Mr. Aweys.
2.
All Somali women in America & Europe should never come to Somalia if they don't cover 100% of their body and reject all their basic human rights as women.
3.
All Somalis in America and Europe are not allowed to come to Somalia unless they are willing to use guns and suicide weapons to fight Ethiopia, Kenya, Somaliland and Djibouti so that GREATER SOMALIA will be achieved. This war to achieve GREATER SOMALIA could take 3,000 more years and cause the death and misery of millions of innocent people all around the horn of Africa. But who cares!! This is our duty!
4.
From now on, All Somalis are not allowed to return to Somalia unless they reject all their basic rights they enjoyed in America/Europe and bow down to Al Shabab and Al Qaeda.
5.
All Somali moderate muslims who reject Al Shabab will be threated like dirt or killed just like all Somali christians who have been beheaded and chased out by the holy Al Shabab.
Allahu Akbar
Please memorize the new laws of Al shabab and spread the word to all somalis in America, europe etc.
Message from Al Shabab in Mogadishu and Aweys from Eritrea

Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AL SHABAB!!! [Must Read!]
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:27 am
by sheekh-Farax-zero
hey clown fufu-frayer
This is not funny at all
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AL SHABAB!!! [Must Read!]
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:30 am
by Alluring
Their slogan
"Raping people since 1989"
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AL SHABAB!!! [Must Read!]
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:32 am
by Abdi_Som
P.S. please don't forget to turn OFF the internet too.
this is no joke. we are serious! no more somalinet website!!
all of this is wicked and sinful according to sharia law.
if you don't want to be beheaded by alshabab when you come to somalia, please do
not post a Reply message under this thread. no more internet, tv, movie, etc etc!!!
Allahu Akbar!!
Down with TFG!!!
Al shabab

Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AL SHABAB!!! [Must Read!]
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:35 am
by sheekh-Farax-zero
i know you are just little Habash

Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AL SHABAB!!! [Must Read!]
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:45 am
by Abdi_Som
sheekh-Farax-zero wrote:i know you are just little Habash 
YOU HAVE DISOBEYED ONE OF THE 5 LAWS OF AL SHABAB BY POSTING UNDER THIS THREAD.
Now you must face our holy punishment.
Unfortunately, Al shabab does not have an office in America and Europe yet so please call our Mogadishu suicide hot line # +011-238-452349823 so that our secretary will inform you the best method to kill yourself.
According to our law, any form of western technology might lead to a sin so our Mogadishu office secretary will also kill herself after using the western telephone to speak to you.
Thank you for obeying our laws and practicing self-punishment.
Allahu Akbar!!
Alshabab
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AL SHABAB!!! [Must Read!]
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:50 am
by GENERAL_SNM
If al-shabab kepp killing none Isaaq's and even give us a leadership role in Kisamyo, well I can only show my appreciation and support them.
al-shabab

Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AL SHABAB!!! [Must Read!]
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:55 am
by Abdi_Som
GENERAL_SNM wrote:If al-shabab kepp killing none Isaaq's and even give us a leadership role in Kisamyo, well I can only show my appreciation and support them.
al-shabab

oh how lovely!
:love: thank you for supporting our Al shabab organization.
now please obey our sharia laws and kill yourself for violating one of our laws by using this sinful western invention called internet. thank you for dying in 5 minutes.
Allahu Akbar
Sincerely with love,
Al shabab
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AL SHABAB!!! [Must Read!]
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:59 am
by GENERAL_SNM
Abdi som are you a Hawiye crack addict?
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AL SHABAB!!! [Must Read!]
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:03 am
by Son_of_Somalia
Abdi_Som is a Dhabodhif
He's getting mad because Al-Shabaab are terrorising he's ethiopian masters in somalia
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AL SHABAB!!! [Must Read!]
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:04 am
by Abdi_Som
victory for Al SHabab!!!

Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AL SHABAB!!! [Must Read!]
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:07 am
by Grant
Oh, yeah! ..........................
Thou shalt not commit siyarro. Mosque burial in the tradition of the first three Kaliphs, Ali, Shaykh Jilani, Shaykh Aweys al Baraawe, etc. is shirk. It was a good thing to get the tombs of the Banadir ullama, who brought Islam to sub-Saharan Africa, out of the mosques.
Televised soccer is visual porn. Worse than that, it's Western!
Executing foreign journalists and non-Muslims trying to help Somalis is an appropriate way to demonstrate against such insults to the Islamic faith as the Danish cartoons. Punishing the executors of non-Muslims does not conform to Shariica law.
Public executions for the murder of Muslims should involve the victims family, and be drug out as long as possible, in order to be certain the perpetrator suffers at least as much as the victim. It is good to set such examples as it deters the murder of Muslims.
Pharonic infibulation is consistant with the Shafiici mandhab, which all Somalis must follow.
Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AL SHABAB!!! [Must Read!]
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:16 am
by Son_of_Somalia
^^^Grant we rather have 15th century Islam imposed on us by Somalis rather than have Coptic Christianity imposed on us by Ethiopia.
We simply do not want these creatures in our country.

Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AL SHABAB!!! [Must Read!]
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:20 am
by Grant
SOS,
Pray tell, what is "15th century Islam"?

Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM AL SHABAB!!! [Must Read!]
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:22 am
by Alluring
Grant,
Why do you think in order for individuals to progress they need an caadan man?