Serbia to import 250,000 brides

[dawwa9]

Government officials are importing 250,000 brides for frustrated lovelorn bachelors in Serbia.

Social services chiefs are already in talks with neighbours like the Ukraine, Moldova and Russia and with Far Eastern countries like Vietnam, Burma and Cambodia.

Zeljko Vasiljevic, secretary of state for social policy, said: "There are 250,000 unmarried young men in Serbian villages who would like to get married but have no women to marry.

"I've already had some talks with the Ukrainian embassy and we realised that there are areas in Ukraine with many more women than men and that presents opportunities for both sides.

"This will help us to get life back in remote and dying Serbian villages."

But the prize brides for the frustrated bachelors could come from further afield, explained the minister.

"There is a lot of potential in brides from Cambodia, Laos, Burma and Vietnam. Girls from those countries have a tradition of bearing children.

"And those girls are also good at agricultural work," he added.

[The-Screw]

lol. "importing" sounds "slave-ish" specially when you put SE Asian countries in the mix.

[dawwa9]

Many eastern Euro countries have negative birth rates

They need Xalimos from Somalia that will give them 8 children

[The-Screw]

hey, no cheap shots at xalimos man.

[Faisah]

Serbian government should start looking from somalinet too, I think Basra and Foxy22 would be the first ones up for self-nomination..

[sheekh-Farax-zero]

[Ka darag]