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HUMOR PPL!
20 Ways To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write
"For Marijuana".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called ... THERAPY
Ramadan Kariim Folks....
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write
"For Marijuana".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It's Called ... THERAPY
Ramadan Kariim Folks....
- The-Screw
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Re: HUMOR PPL!
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
i do that when i'm on youtube.

i do that when i'm on youtube.


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Re: HUMOR PPL!
The-Screw wrote:12. Sing Along At The Opera.
i do that when i'm on youtube.
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wat a fruit

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Re: HUMOR PPL!
[quote="Afraa*"]
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
Ramadhan mubrak walal...
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".


15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.



17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"





18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"


Ramadhan mubrak walal...

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Re: HUMOR PPL!
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool..i do stuff similar to this when i am bored wallhi...
my favorite is locking your car door when old people are right by you then taking a quick glance and then looking forward as if you fear them

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool..i do stuff similar to this when i am bored wallhi...
my favorite is locking your car door when old people are right by you then taking a quick glance and then looking forward as if you fear them


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Re: HUMOR PPL!
screw, record urself singing opera on youtube and post it on snet...it'll be interesting to see if i can manage to lose any more respect for u 

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I am going to do this wallahi.15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.


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Re: HUMOR PPL!
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
I dont get that 1....
..y would u do that.....
I dont get that 1....

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Re: HUMOR PPL!
ur right, ur worse 

Re: HUMOR PPL!
Mr. Yungnfresh wrote:screw, record urself singing opera on youtube and post it on snet...it'll be interesting to see if i can manage to lose any more respect for u



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Re: HUMOR PPL!
lol afraa. so you're still mad about that facebook thing? you went behind my back...! 

Re: HUMOR PPL!
there was nothing to be mad about to being with, ur still fam
however i still agree with yung


however i still agree with yung

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Re: HUMOR PPL!
i'm still fam? lol. war dhamaaday. 

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