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Your Advice is needed.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:31 pm
by Spartan
My friend thinks that being him is the worst thing that ever happened to him. The other day, he was passing by a shop and saw vagabond pair of shoes through the glass and he wanted to get them but had no money, so two days later, he walked up to the cashier and told her that he loved those shoes and that those shoes loved him back and that he wanted them but had no money. and when the cashier asked him how he knew that those shoes loved him back, he told her that they (shoes) were still there and were waiting for him to take them home with him, a heaven made match, you'd think, right? Anyway, he beat the shyt out of the cashier, took the shoes and run to the police station to file a statement crime again her incase she chased him and told the police that she wanted to separate him from his lover (shoes). He's in jail, the shoes were returned and now his self confidence hit 0. I took him to the *Found to lose* office several times but it's not working.

What should I do? :?

I swear this is a true story.

Re: Your Advice is needed.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:38 pm
by Wadaniyad_mami
:lol: :roll: :roll: Your friend needs psychological help

Re: Your Advice is needed.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:42 pm
by Spartan
I don't think psychology help will do him good. After all, He's Somali.

Re: Your Advice is needed.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:51 pm
by Foxy22
Spartan wrote:I don't think psychology help will do him good. After all, He's Somali.
young man what are you implying? that Somalis are lunatics?

Re: Your Advice is needed.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:52 pm
by AbdiWahab252
Here it is:

1. Always wear a mask.

2. Knock the cashier out cold.

3. Disappear.

Re: Your Advice is needed.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:56 pm
by Foxy22
AbdiWahab252 wrote:Here it is:

1. Always wear a mask.

2. Knock the cashier out cold.

3. Disappear.
how many times have you done this?

Re: Your Advice is needed.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:58 pm
by AbdiWahab252
Foxxy,

Whats it to you ?

Re: Your Advice is needed.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:59 pm
by Spartan
Foxy22 wrote:
Spartan wrote:I don't think psychology help will do him good. After all, He's Somali.
young man what are you implying? that Somalis are lunatics?
lool..I think Abdiwahab proved me right. Yes Somalis are lunatic. Just take Abdiwahab as for example. I was asking of you guys to help me what to do with my friend...and Abdiwahab is telling me to visit that store and knock the cashier out more.

Re: Your Advice is needed.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:01 pm
by xidigow
AbdiWahab252 wrote:Foxxy,

Whats it to you ?
She is trying to find out if you are the same one in AFGOYE.

Re: Your Advice is needed.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:14 pm
by Foxy22
xidigow wrote:
AbdiWahab252 wrote:Foxxy,

Whats it to you ?
She is trying to find out if you are the same one in AFGOYE.
Alla you get me so well :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I am trying to suss out if he is the same one that knocked off me adeer.. I will report the monkey ASAP :evil:

Re: Your Advice is needed.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:19 pm
by AbdiWahab252
Xidigow,

I don't rob Rer Magan Illahey :lol:

Re: Your Advice is needed.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:19 pm
by Foxy22
Spartan wrote:
Foxy22 wrote:
Spartan wrote:I don't think psychology help will do him good. After all, He's Somali.
young man what are you implying? that Somalis are lunatics?
lool..I think Abdiwahab proved me right. Yes Somalis are lunatic. Just take Abdiwahab as for example. I was asking of you guys to help me what to do with my friend...and Abdiwahab is telling me to visit that store and knock the cashier out more.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: look Spartan AbdiWahab is special but then again dear all Somalis are special.. not in a good way of course. We simply can not focus.. I think we should get locked up for observation
.. we are very rare

Re: Your Advice is needed.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:21 pm
by Foxy22
AbdiWahab252 wrote:Xidigow,

I don't rob Rer Magan Illahey :lol:
Magan Illahey? since when do you know the meaning of magan illahey? Allah don't get me started! waryaa it's Ramadan

do not push my buttons.. I am trying to be good

Re: Your Advice is needed.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:22 pm
by AbdiWahab252
:lol: :lol: @ Foxxy.

It is Ramadan :up: Drops a $1 bill into Foxxy's begging bowl.

Re: Your Advice is needed.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 1:23 pm
by Foxy22
AbdiWahab252 wrote:Xidigow,

I don't rob Rer Magan Illahey :lol:
oohhh what the heck! waryaa Rasulka (SCW) aduu noolan lahaa, dacaska aa ka xadi laheed!