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Cell phone in Pocket affect Sperm Quality

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This why so many farah can't reproduce. walaahi this is scary specially to truck drivers and taxy drivers who talk 24 seven on ear piece.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditio ... index.html
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Farah's can reproduce even with everything around them falling apart, they have to hit a home run.
Somalia has one of the worlds highest birth rates, the majority of our population is uneducated young teens.Which means more and more miseries.
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what about laptop on my lap........would that effect my sperm count?
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Advo wrote:what about laptop on my lap........would that effect my sperm count?
Does your girl spit or swallow? See if she can weigh up the contents :mrgreen:
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Advo wrote:what about laptop on my lap........would that effect my sperm count?
BIG TIME
you might as well donate your testicals to sufferers of testicular cancer
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lmao@the topic.!!..
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general. lol ...what in the world, that would be cheating.....saliva adds more weight


Jamac, if that's true, I am in serious trouble.......... :shock:
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GENERAL_SNM wrote:Does your girl spit or swallow? See if she can weigh up the contents :mrgreen:
That sort of comment isn't appropriate, especially during Ramadan.
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Advo wrote:general. lol ...what in the world, that would be cheating.....saliva adds more weight


Jamac, if that's true, I am in serious trouble.......... :shock:
all hope is not lost
go to your local fertilty clinic check your self
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btw, if I donate my testicle to a rich ajnabi tycoon (I want my xininyo taking care of) and he then impregnate his wife......will the kid be mareexaan?
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Fack can someone delete this thread plz. This minneapolis dude aint right. :down:
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Advo wrote:btw, if I donate my testicle to a rich ajnabi tycoon (I want my xininyo taking care of) and he then impregnate his wife......will the kid be mareexaan?
now that will be quite impossible due to facts of genetics
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Advo wrote:what about laptop on my lap........would that effect my sperm count?
Yup we were having a debate about that with my Biology teacher the heating effect of the laptop can damage the sperm thus decreasing the sperm count.

Read this article
http://www.4-men.org/sperm/laptops-and-sperm.html
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Post by Basra- »

[quote="Advo"]what about laptop on my lap........would that effect my sperm count?[/quote]


Advo

u dont have to worry about u-- u r infertile anyway. Genetics (Marehaan) & sexuality (gay or asexual)is against you. :lol: :lol:
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Basra-

what about you basra? you are fertile and can only rpoduce lil Samy davis Jr look alikes... :lol:

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