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Why Kenya and Ethiopia ought to annex and divide Somalia

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Why Kenya and Ethiopia ought to annex and divide Somalia




Supporting the Southern Sudan government is in our long-term strategic interest and we should not shy from it. The truth of the matter is that as a Western ally, Kenya is an existential enemy of Arab countries, Sudan included.

Annexing Somalia is thus in our strategic interest and we must do it now as the financial meltdown continues to take away the attention of the world.



Somalia neighbours Kenya, Ethiopia and Djibouti. Of these, it is only Ethiopia and Kenya that have strategic interest in Somalia. Djibouti is a primitive entrepot that can't even supply water to its 600,000 people, who are forced to drink that imported from France or Coca Cola. Therefore, Djibouti is out in the quest for the final solution to the Somali puzzle.

Kenya and Ethiopia must and ought to dismember Somalia and divide it between themselves along the 4 degrees latitude, each taking all the land below and above the line.

The division will make both countries extend their territories by roughly 300,000sq km and additional populations of about five million.

Once Kenya and Ethiopia have sent their combined army to Somalia and declared the annexation, we will present to the world a fait accompli.

In 1845, America annexed Texas from Mexico and forced the Texan legislature to pass a specific legislation stating that it accepted the annexation. The annexation has stood to date and, for good measure, President George W. Bush is a proud American Texan.

For Kenya and Ethiopia, having the Somali legislature to endorse the annexation will be cake-walk. At any given time, most, if not all, Somali legislators are in Nairobi.

We will have them convene in one of our hotels and to pass the appropriate statutes dividing their country.


Our cost of annexing Somalia will be settled by Mogadishu. Somalia is known to have huge deposits of oil, natural gas, uranium and iron ore. Immediately after the annexation, we will invite our strategic foreign friends (not China please) to come and exploit the resources for us.

Kenyans ought to know that although Somalia is a failed state, its positive statistics are impressive. Without a structured economy, its gross national income per capita is US$600 (Sh40,000), when ours is $550 (Sh36,800). Of its universities that operate without budgets and with armed militia guarding them, three are in Africa's top 100.


The time to annex and dismember Somalia is now; Washington and Moscow will be grateful

http://www.hiiraan.com/op2/2008/oct/why ... malia.aspx
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Re: Why Kenya and Ethiopia ought to annex and divide Somalia

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Even the Kenyans have ambitions of their own.

Interesting times.

And unfortunately for the Somali people caring for the Somali future, there are many Somalis amongst ourselves who are aiding the enemy's wish: The dismemberment of Somalia into smaller units, which are then small fishes for our external enemies.
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good map only puntland may ku daraan keeniya

Ethiopia :up: :up: :up: :up:
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I don't think this is a good idea. The only problem in somalia is Habargidir and Majeerteen who cannot coexist in somalia. If habargidirland and majeerteenland is declared independent, that would be the solution. But they might still attack each other as two countries.
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Digital-Infidelity wrote:Image
Is that map the work of James Dahl?
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2 years ago if you would have told me Ethiopia and Uganda would be in Mogadishu today, I would have laughed at you. Today, majority of the Somali people will laugh at the idea of Ethiopia and Kenya partitioning the Somali State among themselves. I will tell you this: Never underestimate the stupidity of the Somali after-all we are the ones who think a subclan can become a nation :down:
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Horror :shock:

However if it came to it, i would rather be a kenyan rather than an Ethiopian.
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However if it came to it, i would rather be a kenyan rather than an Ethiopian.
Why Ethiopians are 65% muslims and look just like somali while the keniyaati ara bantus
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The forefathers of the Republic must be turning in their graves.

But its whatever.
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nobody wants to be with the ugly Kenyan monkeys! if we have to choose between kenya and ethiopia, we should choose ethiopia and rape the beautiful amhara women :mrgreen:

anyway, even if we see this economically, it is better to be annexed by ethiopia than by kenya because kenyan monkeys already have ports like mombassa. but the ethiopians are closed landlocked so we can make somalia rich with port revenue... especially the eritreans don't have relation with ethiopians so let us be build our country with port business!! :up: but djiboutis will be mad :lol:
most of all, many ethiopians are fellow muslims compared to the kenyans. even the Orthodox christians in ethiopia are better than the ignorant Protestant christians in kenya.

viva Ethiopia :up:
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lover8 wrote:nobody wants to be with the ugly Kenyan monkeys! if we have to choose between kenya and ethiopia, we should choose ethiopia and rape the beautiful amhara women :mrgreen:

anyway, even if we see this economically, it is better to be annexed by ethiopia than by kenya because kenyan monkeys already have ports like mombassa. but the ethiopians are closed landlocked so we can make somalia rich with port revenue... especially the eritreans don't have relation with ethiopians so let us be build our country with port business!! :up: but djiboutis will be mad :lol:
most of all, many ethiopians are fellow muslims compared to the kenyans. even the Orthodox christians in ethiopia are better than the ignorant Protestant christians in kenya.

viva Ethiopia :up:
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The_Emperior5 wrote:
However if it came to it, i would rather be a kenyan rather than an Ethiopian.
Why Ethiopians are 65% muslims and look just like somali while the keniyaati ara bantus
Get real dude, Kenya is one of the most developed countries in Africa and Ethiipia can't even feed itself.

Yeah, you be part of Ethiopia
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yeah you join keniya and when ever they have election mindiyaasha ayuu ku mariin Siida bantuga

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crazy !!!
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Digital-Infidelity wrote:Image




Why Kenya and Ethiopia ought to annex and divide Somalia




Supporting the Southern Sudan government is in our long-term strategic interest and we should not shy from it. The truth of the matter is that as a Western ally, Kenya is an existential enemy of Arab countries, Sudan included.

Annexing Somalia is thus in our strategic interest and we must do it now as the financial meltdown continues to take away the attention of the world.



Somalia neighbours Kenya, Ethiopia and Djibouti. Of these, it is only Ethiopia and Kenya that have strategic interest in Somalia. Djibouti is a primitive entrepot that can't even supply water to its 600,000 people, who are forced to drink that imported from France or Coca Cola. Therefore, Djibouti is out in the quest for the final solution to the Somali puzzle.

Kenya and Ethiopia must and ought to dismember Somalia and divide it between themselves along the 4 degrees latitude, each taking all the land below and above the line.

The division will make both countries extend their territories by roughly 300,000sq km and additional populations of about five million.

Once Kenya and Ethiopia have sent their combined army to Somalia and declared the annexation, we will present to the world a fait accompli.

In 1845, America annexed Texas from Mexico and forced the Texan legislature to pass a specific legislation stating that it accepted the annexation. The annexation has stood to date and, for good measure, President George W. Bush is a proud American Texan.

For Kenya and Ethiopia, having the Somali legislature to endorse the annexation will be cake-walk. At any given time, most, if not all, Somali legislators are in Nairobi.

We will have them convene in one of our hotels and to pass the appropriate statutes dividing their country.


Our cost of annexing Somalia will be settled by Mogadishu. Somalia is known to have huge deposits of oil, natural gas, uranium and iron ore. Immediately after the annexation, we will invite our strategic foreign friends (not China please) to come and exploit the resources for us.

Kenyans ought to know that although Somalia is a failed state, its positive statistics are impressive. Without a structured economy, its gross national income per capita is US$600 (Sh40,000), when ours is $550 (Sh36,800). Of its universities that operate without budgets and with armed militia guarding them, three are in Africa's top 100.


The time to annex and dismember Somalia is now; Washington and Moscow will be grateful

http://www.hiiraan.com/op2/2008/oct/why ... malia.aspx

walaahi we from south mogadishu. shabeelle baladweyne xuduuda. if we may choose KENYA OR ethiopia.


walaahi iam FOR KEENYA. first KENYA IS MUCH RICHER than AIDIS INFECTED INJIREEEY ETHIOPIANS. kenyan GDP is much higher than MACLUUUL mutherfuckers axmaaroos.

MOGADISHUU jamhuuriyada KEENYAAA
HAKUUNA MATAATAAA :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up:
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