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war fiican baan idin haya anigu nolashayda waxaan arkay niman badan uu dhibaato ka haysato siiday naagta quruxda badan ama xidhidh la samayn laheeyen . ama jacaylkoodu bilaabli laha ama xata relationship fiican uu yeelan lahayeen ha noqoto dhanka saaxibka dhanka is faraxumaynta , ama bacad , waxa weyaan nimanyo naaga quruxda badan jecel naagaha quruxda baddan wa naago iyaku jecel ina la hadal hayo markasta marka naag wal ba uu qurux badan naag kallo uu foolxun bay la saaxib tahay ta ay la saaxib tahay ayaad farsamaynaysa markaad ta farsamaysiid ta quruxda badan laftigeeda iyadu aan is ogayn ayay dhaabtada ku fadhiisanaysa laakin waxa weyaan inad iska dhigtiid nin jecel naagta foosha xun ay naagta quruxda badan ay saaxib yihin ma samaysay taa ma hagaajiisay relationshipkaas attentionkaga uu dhan waxad siinaysa naagta foosha xun, naagta foosha xun naagta quruxda badan way la sheekeysanaysa way adiga aya ka sheekeynaysa , naagta quruxda badan waxay is odhanaysa naagtan foosha xun leh ninkan siiday uu heshay kollay aniga ii diidi mayo aya is odhanaysa waxaad kolle samaynaysa naagta foosha xun leh iyo naagta quruxda badan maalimahay wadda joogan isku gurrii wa inaad uu tagtiid uu habeenada qaar qaar in badan la soo joogtiid. arimahan uu kalle waxaad samaynaysa uu kaliya dee naagta quruxda badan inay aad uu qurux badantahay maha naag walba iska caadi iska fidh fidh leh

The_Emperior5 wrote: ama jacaylkoodu bilaabli laha ama xata relationship fiican uu yeelan lahayeen ha noqoto dhanka saaxibka dhanka is faraxumaynta ,

I used to have this Ghanian teacher at high school. He used to tell me in his culture parents used to advice their their sons
"NEVER MARRY BEAUTIFUL GURL", infact it was a national song in ghana

Laakin anigu dantayda waan aqaan, hadaan cunto iyo salaax,sariir iyo subag ka helayo

waanu heshiin. unless she looks like whoopi goldberg

The_Emperior5 wrote:war fiican baan idin haya anigu nolashayda waxaan arkay niman badan uu dhibaato ka haysato siiday naagta quruxda badan ama xidhidh la samayn laheeyen . ama jacaylkoodu bilaabli laha ama xata relationship fiican uu yeelan lahayeen ha noqoto dhanka saaxibka dhanka is faraxumaynta , ama bacad , waxa weyaan nimanyo naaga quruxda badan jecel naagaha quruxda baddan wa naago iyaku jecel ina la hadal hayo markasta marka naag wal ba uu qurux badan naag kallo uu foolxun bay la saaxib tahay ta ay la saaxib tahay ayaad farsamaynaysa markaad ta farsamaysiid ta quruxda badan laftigeeda iyadu aan is ogayn ayay dhaabtada ku fadhiisanaysa laakin waxa weyaan inad iska dhigtiid nin jecel naagta foosha xun ay naagta quruxda badan ay saaxib yihin ma samaysay taa ma hagaajiisay relationshipkaas attentionkaga uu dhan waxad siinaysa naagta foosha xun, naagta foosha xun naagta quruxda badan way la sheekeysanaysa way adiga aya ka sheekeynaysa , naagta quruxda badan waxay is odhanaysa naagtan foosha xun leh ninkan siiday uu heshay kollay aniga ii diidi mayo aya is odhanaysa waxaad kolle samaynaysa naagta foosha xun leh iyo naagta quruxda badan maalimahay wadda joogan isku gurrii wa inaad uu tagtiid uu habeenada qaar qaar in badan la soo joogtiid. arimahan uu kalle waxaad samaynaysa uu kaliya dee naagta quruxda badan inay aad uu qurux badantahay maha naag walba iska caadi iska fidh fidh leh

are u speakin frm experience mise u jst chattin frm ur arse Emperor

Madaxaa i wareere markaan isku daye inaan aqriyo wuxuu qore emperior wallahi. I am surprised munique could read that.
Naag qurux badan hadaad rabto, shirqool her ass.

confusing piece of crap.

QansaGabeyle wrote:Madaxaa i wareere markaan isku daye inaan aqriyo wuxuu qore emperior wallahi. I am surprised munique could read that.
Naag qurux badan hadaad rabto, shirqool her ass.

How can anyone read that..without getting a headache??

You can if you concentrate really well. The only people on this site whose Somali I have to concentrate for when I am reading are Sahangalbeed and Emperior.

i try to do it in english for all the english speakers
please wait



Munique U know the Emperior allaabta wuu tijaabiye

Well i need to translate this shit for you guys well guys if you want to impressive a sexy girl i dont mean just a girl who is cute. No i am talking about the most hottest sexiest but gyal super di gal dem chick you know now every girl who is good looking got also a very ugly friend for you the key is if you want to impress the sexy hot gyall u need to get your self attached to the but ugly girl. You know why because there is a bigger cause. The Moment u go try to sweet talk the the but ugly girl u will start your mission the reason why u have to do that is ugly girls have a low self esteem thats just a fact. Your gone use that bal naag foolxun hadad ku tirahdiid waad qurux badantahay waxaad mooda ina janaddi lugu busaradaye ka waran. The moment u ceeb start having a short ku meel ghaadh relation ship she will tell her cut hot gyal, friend about your guys relation ship and thats when u need to strike The xuural cayn chick will think what the hell is this guy doing with my ugly friend the same day she will try to be part of your date wit the your but ugly kumeel ghaadh chick so guys if you wanne try out a sexy hot gyal go for the ugly one firt ta qurxda badan eeh khayrka badan waad ku danbayn doonta , the hot one markay kululaato adigu uun ba qaboojin doona

QansaGabeyle wrote:Madaxaa i wareere markaan isku daye inaan aqriyo wuxuu qore emperior wallahi. I am surprised munique could read that.
Naag qurux badan hadaad rabto, shirqool her ass.

QansaGabeyle wrote:You can if you concentrate really well. The only people on this site whose Somali I have to concentrate for when I am reading are Sahangalbeed and Emperior.

inader ma anigu iga si daranyahay?

i know myself so wah badan maba isku so qori.
wa haram in dadka madah hanoon lagu rido.
in la e karahiyeyso wan ka khajila.lol

Emperior,

Hadda iskusoo wada duubow maxaad leedahay

Ma yaan naag qurxoon la guursan?

kambuli wrote:Emperior,

Hadda iskusoo wada duubow maxaad leedahay

Ma yaan naag qurxoon la guursan?

Thats a very old trick, just a slight variation on the playing hard to get game/ am so obviously not interested in you game

It may work on the less intelligent females tho I saw through those kinda games years ago