How To Be Politically Correct With Women

[Tuba]

1.She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

2.She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

3.She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

4.She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

5.She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

6.She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

7.She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

8.She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

9.She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

10.She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE

11.She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.

12.She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

13.She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

14.She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.

15.She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

16.She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

17.She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

18.She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.

19.She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

20.She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

[Babygirl-]

8.She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

[Warsan_Star_Muslimah]

Tuba,

Is there something I'm not aware of, like national female hating week?


9.She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

10.She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE




Salam

[RIIGHAYE]

Tuna

[Tuba]

Tuba,

Is there something I'm not aware of, like national female hating week?

lol warsan... nah but according to these euphemisms i'm 'microwave compatible'

Riighaye; the name's Tuba

[Foxy22]

[Warsan_Star_Muslimah]

^^^ Stop laughing and tell us which one explains you. Haye, are you VERBALLY REPETITIVE?

Tuba, I'm 'microwave compatible' too 8)


Salam

[Gifted]

I think being Athlectically ignorant describes me the best.

[Firefly]

lol@Skeletically prominent.

[Anab]

I have a problem with # 11 & # 13. It is not pollitically correct.


'11.She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.'


YOU absolutely cannot use the word 'ignorant' to pretend u are politically correct. She is atheletically deprived is more apt.



13.She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.


Again the word abuse is TOO STRONG. She is alergic to many Fragrance in the market would be more apt.

[shaamboo]

1.She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

2.She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

3.She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

4.She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

5.She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

6.She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

7.She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

8.She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

9.She is not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

10.She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE - She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE

11.She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.

12.She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

13.She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

14.She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.

15.She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

16.She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

17.She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

18.She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.

19.She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

20.She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

Man that is some funny sht great job
17 and 9 are my favorites ahahah

[surrender]

Tuna

looooooooooooooooooool Tuna. u mean Tuba.

tuba 2.She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. you know too much about women...

[peace-]

Harvard scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a
1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1.) Gained weight
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn't drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Had to sit down while urinating
8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong

[Warsan_Star_Muslimah]

METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER



Salam

[Tuba]

13.She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.


Again the word abuse is TOO STRONG. She is alergic to many Fragrance in the market would be more apt.

Kill the joke while your at it