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In 2009 .................

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Predictions:

1. Cawar gets married to his stripper g/friend and divorced in 30 days.

2. Sir Luggoyo focks with the wrong chick & has a permanent date for the next 18 years.

3. MJpride's flirts with a she-male in the luq and does an Eddie Murphy/Ronaldo by denying it when he gets opposed.

4. Abdiwahab goes to Xamar to join his future Father in law, Qeybdiid and gets karbaashed by Shabab. He flips up and begins to say he was a secret supporter all this time.

5. Air Canada fesses up to his midganimo.

6. Minneapolis Mayor takes the Crown of the most COmical Qabilist from Emperior.

7. American Suufi stars on TOP CHEF and blames his loss on the Lamogodle's who kept on demanding he make macmacaan instead of allowing him to branch into other foods.

8. Ina Baxar cures himself of his Qabiil schizo & gives up arguing for the sake of arguing.

9. COSTA finally accepts he ain't Arab and drowns himself soon after saying, "Its hard to be black."

10. Dr. Yalaxow gets his dream job of being President Sheik Sharif's chauffeur.

11. General SNM commits suicide after Si.ilanyo loses yet again.

12. Hyperactive stops butchering the Somali language.

13. FAH finally gets the memo he is Hawiye.

14. Danyeer = Admin

15. Screw's khat logistic operation booms before he gets snitched on by Emperior aka Mr. "Talk To Much"

16. Kolombo joins a Suufi group and grows dreads & wanders the Jubba, only stopping to eat and smoke the finest herb.

17. EOMM goes to Somalia to fight for his Shabab before realizing it ain't a game and he can get killed decides to skip on his one way ticket to Jaano & does a Barre Hiiraale only to get shot in the ass. He later tells his buddies in London marfiish that he slaughtered 30 Ethiopians, 20 dhabodilif, and 3 donkeys.

18. Twisted Logic kicks the bottle and becomes a wadaad so as to be Sheik Sharif's intern.

19. Somalian Boqor becomes an intern on FOX News where he and Shilling present themselves as experts on Somalia and Islam.

20. Shaamboo lands in Arlington County Jail after rubbing up against a mannequin in MACYs.
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Re: In 2009 .................

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AW, abdiqasin said" ina yeey waa nin reer xamar" waxaa kajiri? wft whit mudug boys?


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Loooooooooool @ #20
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AbdiWahab252 wrote:Predictions:

1. Cawar gets married to his stripper g/friend and divorced in 30 days.

2. Sir Luggoyo focks with the wrong chick & has a permanent date for the next 18 years.

3. MJpride's flirts with a she-male in the luq and does an Eddie Murphy/Ronaldo by denying it when he gets opposed.

4. Abdiwahab goes to Xamar to join his future Father in law, Qeybdiid and gets karbaashed by Shabab. He flips up and begins to say he was a secret supporter all this time.

5. Air Canada fesses up to his midganimo.

6. Minneapolis Mayor takes the Crown of the most COmical Qabilist from Emperior.

7. American Suufi stars on TOP CHEF and blames his loss on the Lamogodle's who kept on demanding he make macmacaan instead of allowing him to branch into other foods.

8. Ina Baxar cures himself of his Qabiil schizo & gives up arguing for the sake of arguing.

9. COSTA finally accepts he ain't Arab and drowns himself soon after saying, "Its hard to be black."

10. Dr. Yalaxow gets his dream job of being President Sheik Sharif's chauffeur.

11. General SNM commits suicide after Si.ilanyo loses yet again.


12. Hyperactive stops butchering the Somali language.

13. FAH finally gets the memo he is Hawiye.

14. Danyeer = Admin

15. Screw's khat logistic operation booms before he gets snitched on by Emperior aka Mr. "Talk To Much"

16. Kolombo joins a Suufi group and grows dreads & wanders the Jubba, only stopping to eat and smoke the finest herb.

17. EOMM goes to Somalia to fight for his Shabab before realizing it ain't a game and he can get killed decides to skip on his one way ticket to Jaano & does a Barre Hiiraale only to get shot in the ass. He later tells his buddies in London marfiish that he slaughtered 30 Ethiopians, 20 dhabodilif, and 3 donkeys.

18. Twisted Logic kicks the bottle and becomes a wadaad so as to be Sheik Sharif's intern.

19. Somalian Boqor becomes an intern on FOX News where he and Shilling present themselves as experts on Somalia and Islam.

20. Shaamboo lands in Arlington County Jail after rubbing up against a mannequin in MACYs.

:lol: :lol: well said Abdiwahab
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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In 2009 I vow to meet a snetter.
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Gatspy wrote:In 2009 I vow to meet a snetter.
feminine female?
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:lol: hopefully
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Where the hell am I AbdiWahab252.
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AbdiWahab252 wrote:
9. COSTA finally accepts he ain't Arab and drowns himself soon after saying, "Its hard to be black."
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nigger pls thats Habaar

i wish i will never say that in 2009
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AbdiWahab252 wrote:Predictions:

1. Cawar gets married to his stripper g/friend and divorced in 30 days.

Dude, wow..you never know.. wallah she looks, acts/behaves and cooks better than many xalimos.. so again who knows. :P


PS. I sent her to hell tonight, dont know and dont ask me why though. Ok ..truth?. cos I was supposed to be jealous but she is worse.. :mrgreen:
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Re: In 2009 .................

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10. Dr. Yalaxow gets his dream job of being President Sheik Sharif's chauffeur.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


ghaadhii mise ximmaar :mrgreen:
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