THIS WHAT I PROMISE IF YOU VOTE FOR ME TO BE THE PRESIDENT

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ky2008
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THIS WHAT I PROMISE IF YOU VOTE FOR ME TO BE THE PRESIDENT

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Hi guys, I as every Somali person wants to run for the presidency chair of Somalia.I want you Somalineters to vote for me.You might ask me the reason so many people including me are running for that post.But, I want to tell you that we have heard that the military and financial power of the Habar-gidir is done and will never come back from the grave untill Ya-juuj wa-ma'juuj are realised from their prison.You might also ask me what I will promise to do for Somalia.Yes, I want to help all Somalis especially you Somalineters.
This is what I am promosing:
1)I will punish this idiot moderator of Somalinet who has been convinced that the wars in Somalia are the results of clanism.Doesn't he know that Habar-gidir coallision are nnot related to each other and they have ganged against the Abgaals for regional reasons.Because of what this moderator has done to the clan section of this forum, I mean he locked that section only to be viewed by members.Because of this, I will give him 10,000,000 exercises books to fill all the names of the Somalis and their clans.If he doesn't, he will stay behind bars for the rest of his life.
2)The second thing I promise, is to the Isaqs.I will prescibe a free hairstaightner to every Isaq person so that they will look like other Somalis.
3)The third package of my promise goes to the Hawiyes.They will get from every clinic and hospital in Somalia a free skin-lightner so that they can leave the Gibil-ads girls alone who they kidnaped from their families..
4)The fourth package goes to the Samaroone men.They will get from every clinic and hospital in Somalia free medicines for their deflowered asses.
If any member of them comes with courage to name those Isaqs who did him to that, he will be flown to out of Somalia hospital.
These are among many things I am pledging to do for Somalis.
Please, I need your vote.You Somalineters.
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Re: THIS WHAT I PROMISE IF YOU VOTE FOR ME TO BE THE PRESIDENT

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The second thing I promise, is to the Isaqs.I will prescibe a free hairstaightner to every Isaq person so that they will look like other Somalis

wtf :lol: :lol: :lol: Dont we look somali
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Re: THIS WHAT I PROMISE IF YOU VOTE FOR ME TO BE THE PRESIDENT

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And this is what I am promising to the other Somalis:
1)It has been a mock for a long time for the Somalis to talk about how reer Baris of Puntland are short or even dwarves.I am promising each and every body from Bari region of Puntland a highheeled shoes so that they can be equal in hieght with other Somalis.Cawar convey to your people this.
2)I am also taking to shoulder to feed all of the Mareehaans with quules.I grantee each and every Mareexaan will get one kilo quule every day.
3)For the Rahanwayn, as you all know they like begging with a rosary of 100 beads.So, I am pledging to them that they all, including children, will get 100 beaded rosary.
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Re: THIS WHAT I PROMISE IF YOU VOTE FOR ME TO BE THE PRESIDENT

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lol. funny guy.
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