The Elusive Satan

[Aerosmith]

Inspired by Babygirl's thread ''LOL''

I remembered an interesting discussion i had with a somali colleague last year. This dude was telling of old folk tales back in Somalia where if one literally takes an ablution using his/her own piss, he will get to meet and come face to face with the Elusive Satan!

In all honestly this is gotta be the most ridiculous joke!! The only way to meet Satan. Besides to fair and all, what will it be like to meet him.

Now hypothetically if one was to do that, is he/she no longer Muslim. What constitutes one to become a disbeliever.

Discuss

[ms.naliaa]

If satan was to be near you...hed probably possess you...

[black velvet]

I was once told exactly what you have to do to come face to face with the devil..kinda sick should not be repeated.

[Aerosmith]

If satan was to be near you...hed probably possess you...

You're kidding me right. Besides could be a good thing, assuming he will rub some of that 'alleged' power on me.

I was once told exactly what you have to do to come face to face with the devil..kinda sick should not be repeated.

Camon' now let hear the details.

Others.

[zulaika]

i heard those that do sixir and consult the bad jinns do wadu with their kaadi and face opposite the qibla and prostrate....that's how they receive the services of evil jinns that work directly for satan...not sure if this will allow them to see big ibliis himself though

anyways,

it is not like the rest of us are free from the grasp of shaytaan as it is now...he is whispering into our ears tryna lead us astray till the moment we die....for this and this alone, i'd love to put that illusive yet very present energy to physical form so i can stab it with a Quran engraved dagger.

as for what makes someone an unbeliever? that is entirely of personal will. no one can blame why they've chosen to deny God on something other than their own free will.

[black velvet]

Acuudubilah why do you want to know

Are you looking for an alliance

[Niya]

Well, he come in many forms. We have all seen at least one - ceeb Cheney.

[Gifted]

BV, I think I know as well..does it have anything to do with menstrual blood?

[zulaika]

Well, he come in many forms. We have all seen at least one - ceeb Cheney.

Winston Churchill

[black velvet]

BV, I think I know as well..does it have anything to do with menstrual blood?

lol no it doesn't lakin this means there are multiple portals. Each more outlandish that the next

You know it's wrong to be talking about Sheytan

[Buhodle-Gurl]

Why o why did I click this thRead knowin' that I'll have a nighmare tonite.

[Aerosmith]

Acuudubilah why do you want to know

Are you looking for an alliance

Nope, just curious, so please do tell the details if it does not involve menstrual blood.

[suga_n_spice]

can one really make wadu with their urine. i mean is it enuff?!

but anyhow one time my dad was telling us a story about a man who was married to a woman with jin, and the jin in her was deaf
so the poor husband would read quran on her day and night, but the wife would never get better. and then one day a muslim jin came to the husband and said "i am a muslim jin, the jin in ur wife is deaf, and i will help talk to him for u" then i guess hajj came around and the jin went to the hajj and sent his jin friend to help this guy out. the new jin told this guy, please this guy with his wife and said that the other jin died and that he was living since prophet ibrahiim (akr)

[precious_dyme]

Aerosmith, why you wanna know that that's just silly. Ilahey hanaga xijaabo waxaas cadu bilaah.

[James Dahl]

Monotheists should not really be afraid of some evil entity in opposition to Allah, that's dualism or Zoroastrianism.

Satan is a metaphor for the urges and desires within us all that have to be suppressed in order to live a moral life. There is no god but Allah, remember?

There's no gigantic red guy with horns who's going to step out of a portal and eat you.

The ideas about some evil entity who is responsible for the evil in the world is a relic of old pagan and dualist religions.