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breast implants

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:05 pm
by studente
I had brunch the other day with a Somali woman (who had the great misfortune of being Isaaq by birth) who I'm sure was the enthusiastic recipient of breast implants. She did not give birth so I can only attribute the dramatic increase in size to a cosmetic surgeon. anyway, as I savored my egg benedict I pondered my own breasts and whether I should, not get implants (shudders at the thought) but get a reduction -- they are far too large for my petite figure and I cannot wear a dress without it clinging to me and drawing fixed stares and horrid goggling that makes me quite uncomfortably anxious. oh woe is me !! :cry: I think I just may burst into tears at these torrid thoughts of reductions and cup sizes. I am flushed with indecision.

Re: breast implants

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:08 pm
by Advo
just squeeze the milk out or something

two sizes down automatically

Re: breast implants

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:14 pm
by LaQaNyO
Advo wrote:just squeeze the milk out or something

two sizes down automatically
Is that what you did to get rid of your manboobs.....Takes his advice looks like he knows what he is talking about.

Re: breast implants

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:16 pm
by Gifted
^ :lol:

I don't think it is permitted in Islam to have comestic surgery. I'm not sure though. :|

Re: breast implants

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:17 pm
by black velvet
Why is your topic titled 'breast implants' if you're talking about breast reduction?

Re: breast implants

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:20 pm
by Advo
LaQaNyO, males dont have milk glands u retarded genius, but I did twist my nipples in certain degree which I no longer have man boobs, awesome!

Re: breast implants

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:24 pm
by LaQaNyO
^ :lol: I thought i sent it in a pm...

Re: breast implants

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:27 pm
by studente
Advo wrote:LaQaNyO, males dont have milk glands u retarded genius, but I did twist my nipples in certain degree which I no longer have man boobs, awesome!
I'm sure your high levels of estrogen make you a unique exception. anywho the suggestion is inane and only pertains to pregnant ladies. :down: