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Why the fock is Hawiye runing the Political show? The truth of the matter is they are disorganized and Politically unwise munch. Its time to close the door on them. From 1991 to today they have yet to deliever for themselves iyo Somaliweyn and are continuing to hold the whole nation hostage from having a federal Goverment based in Mogadishu.

Darod is 40% of the Somali Population. Darod lands are 2/3 of Somalia oo dhan marka other than Majeerteen talking and fighting on your behalf, why don't the rest of you wake the fock up and help us take control of Somalia Politics iyo the Country once again?

Hawiye can barely run Mogadishu and the best they have come up with is an ill advised young, Political newbie Sheikh Sharif Sheikh Ahmed who his own family is against politically. Why is our faith so interwine with these fockers?

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I believe It time to push this agenda I have. We Puntlanders form an alliance with Isaaq. Called it Northern alliance and promise the next President of Isaaqland the Presidency of the Republic in which he will take in a heart beat, cause who doesn't want red carpet treatment when visiting other countrys. :lol:

We divide the whole country into North and South just like the old days. We will have two states North Somalia and South Somalia. The 4.5 formula will be thrown out the window. Powers will be shared between these two states or political units. If the north gets the Presidency than the South gets the Prime Minister and so forth.

I prepose a 120 member Parliament. 60 seats from the North and 60 seats from the South.

I also prepose a 16 member cabinet.

In my ideal Government for the future or soon inshallah if I get people to push this is as follows...


Somali Government:

President: From The North= Isaaq Habar Yonis

Speaker of Parliament: Midgan

120 Member Parliament.
60 Seats from the North and 60 Seats from the South.

16 Member Cabinet.

1.Prime Minister. From The South. Rahanweyn Eelay

2.Defense Minister. From The South. =Hawiye Habar Gidir
3.Foreign Minister. From The North =Darod Dulbante
4.Interior Minister. From The South= Darood Marehan
5.Financial Minister. From The North. Isaaq Habar jeclo
6.Trade Minister. From the South.= Hawiye Abgaal
7. Religion Minister. From The North=Darod Majeerteen
8. Land & Housing Minister: From the South.=Darood Ogaden
9. Postal Minister: From the North.=Darod Warsangi
10. Information Minister: From the South=Hawiye Mursade
11. Health Minister. From the North.= Darod Majeerteen
12. Education Minister: From The South= Hawiye Xawadle
13. Economy Minister: From the North= Darod Leelkase
14. Sports & Culture Minister. From the South:= Habar Gidir
15. Family fairs Minister. From the North:=Darod Ortable
16. Transportation Minister. From the South:=Rahanweyn eelay
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Sxb I don't know if You've been living in a cave but this Gov is already on its knees before the so called President stepped foot in it. Nobody's running any political show. Focus on Puntland and forget about Xamar because the city is cursed.
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Murax wrote:Sxb I don't know if You've been living in a cave but this Gov is already on its knees before the so called President stepped foot in it. Nobody's running any political show. Focus on Puntland and forget about Xamar because the city is cursed.
The ball is in their court and has been there since 1991 but they disorganized and Politically unwise munch marka Darod must take over and redirect this dieing country.
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:lol: daarood hadey wax tari lahaayeen, dowlada afbiijo iyo calool ushaqeysteyaasha ayaa wax qaban lahay instead of cadowga dalka la keensanaayo

maybe somalia doesnt need clan politics :up: ,
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abakar20 wrote::lol: daarood hadey wax tari lahaayeen, dowlada afbiijo iyo calool ushaqeysteyaasha ayaa wax qaban lahay instead of cadowga dalka la keensanaayo

maybe somalia doesnt need clan politics :up: ,
This plans gives Darod the true powers they deserve. As long as we play the South and North Politics the powers of Darod will come out since they live both in the North iyo South.

Check out the cabinet member. Half goes to Darod. :mrgreen:

And 50 seats in parliament will end up in Darod hands. :mrgreen:
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^ i dont understand why you love this clan politics game so much. to me, any position given to ARS is good because they share the same views irrespective of their clans.
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8 Darods
5 Hawiyes
2 Isaaq
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok, when do you want that unity because we really do feel like uniting under this fair system. What a joker :down:

PS, what is Darod?


Somali boqor, Why would we want to help you consolidate power and weaken ourselves in the process? Have you ever known any group of people who would work to further someone else's interest ahead of theirs. Your theory makes no sense and the chances of somaliland taking any part are only in fantasy world. To be more blunt its STUPID...
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abakar20 wrote:^ i dont understand why you love this clan politics game so much. to me, any position given to ARS is good because they share the same views irrespective of their clans.
ARS iyo their Politics won't bring Peace, unity and stability to Somalia but mine will and that is the big difference.

I believe the Power should be in Majority hands. Somali Politics is clan Politics inadeer and that is a fact. If we want true unity and stability than this is how things should be. Like I have outlined in my post one necessarily does not have to hold Presidency or Prime Minister Position to have true powers.
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One thing I have learned from Somali Politics is anything is possable. :mrgreen:

Tell me who doesn't want to be the first Isaaq to become President of the republic?
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GENERAL_SNM you being greedy now give you the Presidency iyo Financial Minister two of the post powerful positions in Government. And you are calling me unfair?

Harti iyo Isaaq oo dhan ba islaq. Now if I bring in the rest of darod we are good 6 million.
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harti and isaaq baa is leeg :lol:
tell me the statistics bal :lol:
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Before going any further since when did MJ become North people. :lol:
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King-of-Awdal wrote:Before going any further since when did MJ become North people. :lol:
:lol: so true

there nothing northern about them :lol:
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King-of-Awdal wrote:Before going any further since when did MJ become North people. :lol:
Well Northeast to be Politically correct lakiin as a Politcal unit wa iska North. Read up on Somali history ninyaho.
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Somalian_Boqor wrote:
King-of-Awdal wrote:Before going any further since when did MJ become North people. :lol:
Well Northeast to be Politically correct lakiin as a Politcal unit wa iska North. Read up on Somali history ninyaho.
you lot are not northerners
that term is a cultural term

and answer my quetion when did harti become the same as isaaq
did you do a survey :lol:
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