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NEVER TRAVEL WITH DAALLO AIRLINE, THIS IS THE REASON HAHAHAHHA


Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Xirsi) welcoming you on board of Dallo Airways.

We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.

This is flight 126 to Hargeisa. Landing in Hargeisa is not guaranteed , but we will end up somewhere in the South. If luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village!

Dallo Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists like osama are afraid to fly with us!

It is with pleasure, I announce that starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!

To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits!

For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Air mogadisho, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If, however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat ... and for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat ... and for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

At least it's better than diyaarada jaadka, someone once told me they had to sit on a gambar

Good 1, but i know Cardiff girl never wrote this.

She cant string two sentences together.

Cardiff Girl wrote:!


For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God! ."

i swear the last time i travelled with daallo airlines, i become a devout muslim for year
man three of us had to share a seat and there were people standing up b/c they couldnt find seat
the scariest moment was when the plane started flying in high altitude and the cloud water vapour started condensing on the plane and entered through the ventilation sytem and then the water started dripping on us. so i asked a flight attendant what was going on and he turns around and say war wax weyn ma aha, waa just airconditioning. and as we were about to land i realise the plane was circling around burco for like twenty minutes, again i asked flight attendant was going on and she said walaalo airportkii baanu radinanaa

peace- wrote:

Cardiff Girl wrote:!


For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God! ."

i swear the last time i travelled with daallo airlines, i become a devout muslim for year
man three of had share a seat and there were people standing up b/c they couldnt find seat
the scariest moment was when the plane started flying in high altitude and the cloud water vapour started condensing on the plane and entered through the ventilation sytem and then the water started dripping on us. so i asked a flight attendant what was going on and he turns around and say war wax weyn ma aha, waa just airconditioning. and as we about land i realise the plane was circling around burco for like twenty minutes, again i asked flight attendant was going on she said walaalo airportkii baanu radinananaa

Walahi qosolkaa iga dameeysey

black velvet, that is only half of the story, walahay going on this things is not a laughing matter,waligaa ma aragtay diyaarad istarmiweeyda, oo dab diyaarad kale looga talaaloyo

peace- wrote:black velvet, that is only have the story, walahay going on this things is not a laughing matter,waligaa ma aragtay diyaarad istarmiweeyda, oo dab diyaarad kale looga talaaloyo

Translate please

every year when i go on daalo
i ask myself is this my last year alive

ofcourse waan shahaadaystaa before i get on the plane

We should buy new one

we about land i realise the plane was circling around burco for like twenty minutes, again i asked flight attendant was going on she said walaalo airportkii baanu radinanaa

LMAO..WTF??

as they say no athiest in sinking ship.lol

peace- wrote:
black velvet, that is only half of the story, walahay going on this things is not a laughing matter,waligaa ma aragtay diyaarad istarmiweeyda, oo dab diyaarad kale looga talaaloyo

Wuxu ma gaadhi baa.

BV,

If your car's battery dies, how do you start it? Normally you get a jump-start, right? That is what he is talking about. An airplane getting jump-started by another airplane

So I was told, have you ever been on Dallo? They give you moos and bariis

peace- wrote:black velvet, that is only half of the story, walahay going on this things is not a laughing matter,waligaa ma aragtay diyaarad istarmiweeyda, oo dab diyaarad kale looga talaaloyo

thats insane.


people people stop complaining about ur only means of transportation to getting home. They got u there and brought u back in one piece so what more can u ask for. Plus One needs moments like that when ur life seems to near its ends, maybe i'll fly with them some day just to feel the danger and hope that it will make me alive.