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Was watching the Season 1 DVD the otha day, Laffin Ma A55 Off. The man's a str8 up comic genius! Too Effing bad it had to end!

Anyway...What are ya'll favorite ole skool lines or skits? From the show, or other wise!

Personally, mines gotta be from the Real World skit, where Tyree and Lysol mess with that White guy and end up taking his "Katie" & the two Black chicks end up stabbin his dad. Wtf...so funny!

Or the skit when Rick James came over to visit Charlie Murphy and then ruined their couch and they had to beat the living day outta him!
"Charlie murphy...Ah Ah Ah....Darkness....Ah ah Ah...The five fingers said Slap...Ah ah Ah" (http://www.watchtvsitcoms.com/Chappelle/S02E04.php)

Matter of fact here's a link to all of the episodes in all of the series: http://www.watchtvsitcoms.com/chappelle.php

Definitely the Tupac skit inside the club from "the lost episodes"

2nd is the white/black/asian/mexican pixie skits

lol, yes. the tupac skit was funny but i liked the lil' john skit the most.

Player Haters ball

I liked the playa haters ball and the samual l jackson skit.



Most of season 1 and 2 were jokes, the howard dean parody skit from the lost episodes was funny too.

The-Screw wrote:lol, yes. the tupac skit was funny but i liked the lil' john skit the most.

Yeah, but the lil John one was overdone tho...it was good at the beginning, but it's one of the very few things Chapelle killed.

The blind black white-supremacist was also funny....so was black Bush. Shyt, every skit was pretty much comedic genius.

loool.

The playa haters Club was just Effing hilarious. Calling a Bomb threat on the Special oplympics and shit, now who can compete with Silky Johnston?

"Very insulting what you said about my Coat. It was made from your mothers Pubic Hair"
"Beautiful does stunts on the weekends for Little Richard in gay movies"
"Now excuse me, I have to go and put water in Buck Nasty's mama's Dish" (She's a Bytch)


Didnt he clown on Diddy much tho?....During the Making the band skit.

"Go and get me Breast milk from a Cambodian" LOL!

loooool, I love the badboy skit


tell me, who are the five best rappers alive

1. dylan
2. dylan
3. dylan
4. dylan
5. dylan cus I spit hot fire man!

also, the white people dance theory

"ahhh, I battle anyone, anyplace, u beating me is like billy mace beating scarface, I cant see that, blind to the eye, I came in ur face like boom, pow surprise" ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

My favorites;

- I plead the fif ---"So many amendments in the constitution of the United States of America"...."I plead the fiif 1,2,3, fiiiiiif" loool.

- Black Bush --- When asked about the oil in Iraq; "what oil? are you cooking B.itch!"

The prince and the Oprah sketches very funny too.

Mr. Yungnfresh wrote: 2nd is the white/black/asian/mexican pixie skits

Wait, which one was that? When people were claiming famous peoples races?

I plead the fif ---"So many amendments in the constitution of the United States of America"...."I plead the fiif 1,2,3, fiiiiiif" loool.

Didnt he hold up a sign that said Fif too, was it that he was singin like R.kelly and spelling it out: F i F!!!! lol...I loved the part where they bust in on the rich white folks, beat on them while they were sleeping and shid.

Tyrone biggums

I thought the Star Wars bit about yoda molesting jedis was wicked!

Jin: "If he didn't want it, he shouldn't have worn that fancy braid."
Yoda: "About it tell me, transferred you are."
(Yoda sniffs white power)
"Get down do you?"
Jin: "Yes I sure do Yoda."
(Jin sniffs white powder

Amethyst wrote: Didnt he hold up a sign that said Fif too, was it that he was singin like R.kelly and spelling it out: F i F!!!! lol

Chapelle = comical genius, by far my fav comedian of all time. I got series 1 and 2 plus the loss epsiodes.

My fave skits are black bush 'Yellow cake' and when the black reporter asks him a question and his like 'nigga i thought we were brothers, why you got play me like that'

Also the real world skit loool

Skippa wrote:

Amethyst wrote: Didnt he hold up a sign that said Fif too, was it that he was singin like R.kelly and spelling it out: F i F!!!! lol

Hehe, yes...thats the one.

Chapelle is madd funny off the show too..on his standups:

"Somebody broke into my house once. This is a good time to call the police, right? but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe I lived in it. They'd be like "He's still here!" Whack! - "Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was a rookie. Apparently this ni**er broke in and put up pictures of his family everywhere."

this is my favorite chap/show