Understanding Halimo

[KUUSH]

Hopefully, with these guidelines, men will have a better understanding of the mysterious ways of halimokind. The first thing one must remember about halimo is that she knows everything. This is without exception. To go as far as say that halimo knows what you are thinking is not unrealistic. If, at any point of time, you are unsure of what you are thinking, one of the best ways to find out is to ask the nearest halimo.
But, unfortunately, there is a drawback to asking halimo such a question. This drawback is that she, in all probability, will answer. And once halimo starts talking, it is very rare that she will ever stop. I believe this has something to do with the way that halimo think. Halimo believe that as long as they are talking, people listen to her. Of course, listening to halimo talk can be very tedious at times. It is OK not to listen to her as long as you nod your head in agreement and say Uh-huh every now and then. This makes the woman think you are listening and therefore she is happy.
Happiness is a good thing in halimo. If halimo is not happy, all hell breaks loose. In order to help halimo keep a state of happiness, one should buy her gifts for various reasons. These reasons include the 1 month anniversary, the 1 year anniversary, Presidents Day, and any day whose date is a multiple of one. These gifts could be in the conventional form of flowers and candy, or for greater happiness, cars and real estate.
Often, when halimo says something, it is not what she means. But, other times, she says exactly what she means. It is only possible to distinguish these two cases if you are halimo. Since halimo already know the nature of halimo, this is of no use to them. For men, we can only hope to distinguish the difference, for a mistake in judgment can result in death.
Halimo know what men want. This is very strange, because even as sometimes men don't know what they are thinking, men usually don't know what they want. However, I must observe that it seems that what men want for the most part is halimo. This is unfortunate, for halimo know this fact and know that it is possible for them to do almost anything and this fact will not change.

[LaQaNyO]

When u say Halimo... do you mean any Somali Female or a Female with certain characteristics?

[KUUSH]

When u say Halimo... do you mean any Somali Female or a Female with certain characteristics?

i Mean all somali female or female in general

[sadeboi]

this description is of the handicap women out there...I swear 90% women I would not marry because my psychological observation of mines tells me their is something clinically wrong with them..and men too...society these days are filled with people who are mental.

If only I could tell most women I've dated that they are simple minded ...there isnt much to them..even ones withc ollege degrees who seem unique to other people...ah...sometimes if my mind did not tell me I would hurt others...I would say a whole lot

[FAH1223]

there is no use, you will never understand women

so leave it be

[LaQaNyO]

When u say Halimo... do you mean any Somali Female or a Female with certain characteristics?

i Mean all somali female or female in general

In that case... Iwaxaad qortey, from the little i read, it came across as a bag full of stool!

Take advice from Fah.. he knows what he is talking about! Never.. being the keyword tonight..

[shaamboo]

understanding haliimo is easy as ABC

[samadoon-waaxid]

u cant understand women, our father adam couldnt do it

[shaamboo]

u cant understand women, our father adam couldnt do it

speak for your self man I perfectly understand them and speak their language

[sadeboi]

fah...that is lie...WOMEN ARE THE MOST EASIEST TO UNDERSTAND...wallhi you just show them a bit of the image they wish you were but cut back some to give them some challenge...women want a challenge but they also want some hope ...because they believe they can change a man...

[samadoon-waaxid]

u cant understand women, our father adam couldnt do it

speak for your self man I perfectly understand them and speak their language

u speak their language cuz u can think like them perhaps,
I am good with my, cocky, " oh my God he is so conceded" role
i always thought I did understand women, but I ealized that made me put all the women in one catagory, and not take time to get to know each one indivisually. maybe I mess only wid smart chicks who has somethin to offer

[LaQaNyO]

Maxa sheeko cantayn leysu camiraya meeshan...

[samadoon-waaxid]

laqanyo, maanta # 9 baad gashantahay sidee wax uu jiraan

[shaamboo]

u cant understand women, our father adam couldnt do it

speak for your self man I perfectly understand them and speak their language

u speak their language cuz u can think like them perhaps, I dont do that
I am good with my, cocky, " oh my God he is so conceded" role
my theory in general is if someone can perfectly understand women, he is too womanized

let me tell you an old somali story
mid doqon oo foolxumo badan ayaa jirey , gabar gabdhaha xaafada ka mid ah ayaa mar alah ay aragto way qosli jirtay . macalinkaana wuxuu u mooday in ay jaclayd so aabihiis untu u tagay ayuu ku dhahay gabar hebla ha la ii doono . gabadhii cideeda markii loo yimid ayay dhahday marabo bahalka foolxumada badan markaas ayaa waxaa lagu dhahay oo maxaad ugu qoslaysay . waxay ku jawaabtay foolxumadiisa iyo sanka siduu u taagayay ayaan ku qosli jirey

get the point mr " oh my god he is so conceded"

[KUUSH]

fah...that is lie...WOMEN ARE THE MOST EASIEST TO UNDERSTAND...wallhi you just show them a bit of the image they wish you were but cut back some to give them some challenge...women want a challenge but they also want some hope ...because they believe they can change a man...

sade, i will give simple prove that women can understand what we up to and we do not. If yo are with women and yo came across with women yo had one stand with. most yo will freak out and yo face will change to blue on otherhand. women if they are with thier man and they came across a dude whom they had one stand with, they will acknowledge him and we will not suspect