Understanding Halimo
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:32 pm
Hopefully, with these guidelines, men will have a better understanding of the mysterious ways of halimokind. The first thing one must remember about halimo is that she knows everything. This is without exception. To go as far as say that halimo knows what you are thinking is not unrealistic. If, at any point of time, you are unsure of what you are thinking, one of the best ways to find out is to ask the nearest halimo.
But, unfortunately, there is a drawback to asking halimo such a question. This drawback is that she, in all probability, will answer. And once halimo starts talking, it is very rare that she will ever stop. I believe this has something to do with the way that halimo think. Halimo believe that as long as they are talking, people listen to her. Of course, listening to halimo talk can be very tedious at times. It is OK not to listen to her as long as you nod your head in agreement and say Uh-huh every now and then. This makes the woman think you are listening and therefore she is happy.
Happiness is a good thing in halimo. If halimo is not happy, all hell breaks loose. In order to help halimo keep a state of happiness, one should buy her gifts for various reasons. These reasons include the 1 month anniversary, the 1 year anniversary, Presidents Day, and any day whose date is a multiple of one. These gifts could be in the conventional form of flowers and candy, or for greater happiness, cars and real estate.
Often, when halimo says something, it is not what she means. But, other times, she says exactly what she means. It is only possible to distinguish these two cases if you are halimo. Since halimo already know the nature of halimo, this is of no use to them. For men, we can only hope to distinguish the difference, for a mistake in judgment can result in death.
Halimo know what men want. This is very strange, because even as sometimes men don't know what they are thinking, men usually don't know what they want. However, I must observe that it seems that what men want for the most part is halimo. This is unfortunate, for halimo know this fact and know that it is possible for them to do almost anything and this fact will not change.
But, unfortunately, there is a drawback to asking halimo such a question. This drawback is that she, in all probability, will answer. And once halimo starts talking, it is very rare that she will ever stop. I believe this has something to do with the way that halimo think. Halimo believe that as long as they are talking, people listen to her. Of course, listening to halimo talk can be very tedious at times. It is OK not to listen to her as long as you nod your head in agreement and say Uh-huh every now and then. This makes the woman think you are listening and therefore she is happy.
Happiness is a good thing in halimo. If halimo is not happy, all hell breaks loose. In order to help halimo keep a state of happiness, one should buy her gifts for various reasons. These reasons include the 1 month anniversary, the 1 year anniversary, Presidents Day, and any day whose date is a multiple of one. These gifts could be in the conventional form of flowers and candy, or for greater happiness, cars and real estate.
Often, when halimo says something, it is not what she means. But, other times, she says exactly what she means. It is only possible to distinguish these two cases if you are halimo. Since halimo already know the nature of halimo, this is of no use to them. For men, we can only hope to distinguish the difference, for a mistake in judgment can result in death.
Halimo know what men want. This is very strange, because even as sometimes men don't know what they are thinking, men usually don't know what they want. However, I must observe that it seems that what men want for the most part is halimo. This is unfortunate, for halimo know this fact and know that it is possible for them to do almost anything and this fact will not change.
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