2) Once you do, you are met with another obstacle; others will most likely post after you. Despite your expectations, some if not all, won't even notice what you'd written. And since god forbid, we can't be on the computer all day, we leave, the thread grows into staggering number of pages. Thus forcing you to fish your comment out of the 6-page thread-- You are sure you posted somewhere in the first or second page, so you start there. Once you find your comment, you skim through all the other posts, in case someone had the "nerve" to disagree with you or something.
3) The smilies-- this one in particular:
4) Everyone thinks they are special and creative--which means you or some other fucker has already decided to reply to this thread with the upper-lip-wielding bastard.
5) Everyone lies. No one ever attempts to admit to something. I'll beat you to it-- I'm everything you convince yourself you are not. The worst being a pedo sado-masochist necrophiliac.
6) Someone thinks I copied this from else where-- when the matter of the fact is; this ain't worth plagiarism, and they know it too.
7) We linger and hijack threads. Discuss off topic issues-- This started as a 'what I hate about this place' to 'I know what you are thinking and I'm going to show you that I'm smarter than you by counting up to 11' to a self-aware kind of thread.
8) Someone decided this isn't worth;
9) We avoid certain topics, for fear of losing our reputation-- and I do not speak of obscene ones, I speak of ones such as these.
10) We don't pay attention to those with 500 or fewer posts, because we think we are better than them, but it never occurs to you that you once started with minikin 0 posts. A bit racist don't you think?
And 11, because someone once told me that I was an oddball-- How about a "I dunno" for a change eh? when you don't that is, you know.
And and 12 because I can't make my mind up-- I don't give a rats ass about this thread.

