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OMG - I just got my first arranged marriage proposal

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My North African colleague has been put incharge of finding a wife for her nephew - Apparently he is good looking and I am a good catch :lol:

I thought she was kidding until she asked for my address :|

So haye maiska dhahaa, give citizenship to the hot Afro-Arab brother/husband to be :clap:
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:clap:

Ur much better off without somalis
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did you replace ms.nalia?
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Walahi I am not joking

Shit wth happened here xale? loooool Oxy maybe I am, sisters? :shock: :down: (they should add :disgust: to the smilies)
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Lol naah dont do it, arabs beat their wives Lol
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black velvet wrote:My North African colleague has been put incharge of finding a wife for her nephew - Apparently he is good looking and I am a good catch :lol:

I thought she was kidding until she asked for my address :|

So haye maiska dhahaa, give citizenship to the hot Afro-Arab brother/husband to be :clap:
give him a chance....you never know waxa dhici karo....:clap: :clap: :clap:
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black velvet wrote:Walahi I am not joking

Shit wth happened here xale? loooool Oxy maybe I am, sisters? :shock: :down: (they should add :disgust: to the smilies)
Salaam,

Wallahi saan caadi mahan. :|

I would love to say you are better off without a Somali like Oxy, but since I know you are such a dime, please marry a Somali for us. :clap:

Nothing wrong with arranged marriage, my family try it all the time match-making. As long as you have the choice, but no way shall you bring nin oo Somali ahan, if it is Somali, maxa ku dheh, go for it babes. :rose:
American-Suufi wrote:did you replace ms.nalia?
Bax waarya. :lost:
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5 years later do not come back to the somali kinship with a missing tooth and other lugage (bagages)!

Somali farah are feed up with these single mothers! we are not a recycle charity case!!

Wallahee I respect those girls that marry from outside the somalis and never comes back.
But I hate those somalis that comes to our aros and somali gathering with bagages and expecting us for some simpathy.
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wow! that's great BV! But like someone else said you're better off with the somali brothers :up:
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Sakhraan wrote:have you ever told your colleague that your kintir was eaten by your neighbours's Mukulaal?


i doubt this Morroccan boy wants marry naag dhuxul ka madow oo bilaa kintira :roll:
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..ga ahead, you wasn't a real Somali to start with :P
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warsan

somali girls in england are used and abused by jamaican converts. i read it in somaliaonline on the islam forum. i felt sorry for them. very desperate. they should go to somalia and get married.

salafi fitna on the somali sisters

Few weeks ago:

a somali niqaabi sister at the cash point of llyds tsb bank on covernty rd birmingham, something happend and the machine didnt return the card, her husband who happend to be jamaican starts shouting at her then beating her in the middle of covernty road, she starts screaming and shouting ooh please ikaa qabtaa...ikaa qabtaa...some people tried to stop it but the man turned round and siad she's my wife you have no business here..Which was true no matter how humiliating and painfull it was...

Theres one dude who goes to the salafi masjid or the sp masjid...he's got a big tatto of a naked woman on his back, a big cross on his arm and wears a very short khamiis which shows all his tattos on his leg and the khamiis is short sleeved to show his tatoo on his arms, wears the khamiis so back so it shows the naked woman...he sells ataars and chats to any woman who walks past, still got the street in him although he embrassed Islam, last year he married a somali sister and the mehr was A BUKHARII BOOK, alright, then 2 weeks ago he got married to another somali girl, this time the mehr was "an" apple,, the brothers who were there at the mehr said the guy couldnt wait to get out of there, ther was no grace or sharaaf about the whole thing,,a week before another mehr took place where the whole thing had a good feel to it,but this one felt like no want wanted to there,it was like an extra thing to come and ask for the girls hand and do it the propa way...

But wait for it

a while ago abu khdija came to a somali sister who was a single mother, he told her he had a revert brother for her who was a good brother, worked hard, studied hard and was part of the rightous salafi masjid, the sister was relectant and she didnt want to rush into this as she was going bk to somalia for first time, she was brought up here after the war and she never seen the country and she was all excited of going back to her mother land.

But abu khadija started applying his wicked tricks, first sending out "salafi" sisters to put presure on her, then whisprings among the women that she was racist, and then came the best one she was starting to be off the "manhaj". The sister didnt have no choice but to accept.

Now the least thing you would think for a group of people, who operate a marriage Bureau, is to check the sort of people they introducing to the sisters. Their backgrounds, wether they have a history of violence, drugs, abuse and the rest of it.

the sister says she was happy with her man, he would take them out and be nice and kind to them and do what anormal husband would do.

now she started to get worried when her little son become quite and scared to be touched, then one day she walked in to his bedroom and her worst nighmore was in front of her.. i cant repeat but it was horrible, a grown man with a child..he ran off she called the police, when she was interviewed she didnt even know his name, he was introduced to her as abu-abdullah, and thats how she become to know him.

she was asked if she knew of his history and she told the police of how she become his wife. abu khadija was arrested and first he denied all knowledge of it, then the forms was brought up and he said ooh he never checked becuz of the good characters of the brother.

Then he turned on the sister saying it was her fault she should have seen the signs, and if she was a good sister this wouldnt of happend to her and basicly he was telling others to distance themselfs and the masjid from her, she was damaged goods...

The police quized him further but he got away again. but better now he takes the money of the police and works for them...i didnt want to say anything on the main forum coz it makes me sick...i left out few details coz they not good for the eyes..


Now the funny one

this one been doing the circules for a while and the somali sister whos been involved had to leave town and live somewhere else some say she left the country and gone to canada for the shame she felt, her mixd race husband been married to his first wife for only 7 months before the somali one agreed to marry him,his first wife who was also a somali didnt like the fact that any woman would agree to marry a man whos only been married for 7 months or so...but they both didnt see the shock..one night he invited the second to watch a programm at the house of the first, leaves the room comes bk in his box of shorts and starts telling them both how he always wanted to have both of his wifes at the same time..and how he stayed out of haraam and got married and now they owe him his loyalty...he kept talking and talking, till he convinced them both...now the first wife felt so ashamed she went and told the woman imaam at another masjid who told her not to go back to him and stay away from the salafi masjid...

when he found out he kicked off big time and went round to her familys house and a fight broke out..mind you the family didnt know till that point what happend...anyway no one knows how the news got out...the other somali girl refused to leave him...in the "brothers" circules he become a something of a mythical figure..somali's who go to the salafi masjid are among the most defetist,the most cowardest, who dare not speak out of term just incase they get kicked out of the manhaaj...they knew what was taken place yet they kept theyr eyes down when the jamaican brothers walked pass..They pretended this thing that was happning wasnt hapning, and if they stay quite on this "fitna" then somehow it would go awy...little did they know that the nxt victims would come from their families...


theres alot more shocking stories like these every other day u hear of shameful story...these new salafiya guys are acting on the manhaaj you either with us or againts us if you are with us marry one of us...

please dont ask me how i know these things...

http://www.somaliaonline.com/ubb/ultima ... pic/3/3060

Oh, Abu Khadija is very well known, just google him. He's the dude that disses all the wadaads. The 'salafi honour guard' of the UK. He chooses which scholars, speakers and da'ees are on the sunnah and those who have left the sunnah, don't believe me google him. He had issues with speakers from Bilal Phillips to Yasir Qaadhi.

You could write essays about the fool without resorting sensationalist nonesense that makes Jerry Springer look like Amr Khaled.

If you read Spirits other posts, you'll find that he too is a Salafi - from the Green Lane Mosque. Albiet, a good Salafi warning us against the evil Salafis of Coventry Road Mosque. Both within a walking distance of each other...

Salaf-kow xaal qaata.

http://www.somaliaonline.com/ubb/ultima ... c/3/3060/2

marrying a north african is better than an abusive jamaican. :lol:
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meher for an apple?????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

cheaper than condoms.
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The Main culprit are the somali salafi or wahabee brained washed by saudi arabia propaganda.
Which says that yeah, saudi arabia woman or any other khalijee women are forbidden from you low cast salafi (somali) to marry but yeah if you bring your woman and brain washed them by advising them that you have to wear vail to cover your eyes and giving yourself for marriage consuption for a couple nigth in exchange of Apple or timmir (date).
will take you to jannah straight without even believing Allah.

Cause indeed us (saudi arabia) are the chosen people of Allah and if God ever had a familly, it will be us saudi vodka salafis.

These are the somali salafi that need to be caugth and put to shame in public.
Those that exchange their women for Timmir.


In birmingham that was this salafi dude who married a somali woman and within a month have pregnanted the woman and her daugther.
The salafi somalis guys have advised that your first marriage (the mother) is unvalid and only the second one (daugther) will be valid.
the dude said Cheerz, that is a good one, so i end up with the daugther.
Up to now I think he still banging the daugther.

In islam those guys are called Dayuus, Those that watch their woman abused for apple or timmir
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check how this evil jamaican salafi jihadist convert Abu Khadija is hated even by the salafis in england and other muslims and he intimidates these poor illiterate somali women. it is the poverty in england.

http://www.siratemustaqeem.com/phpBB/vi ... php?t=1833

http://www.salafitalk.net/st/viewmessag ... Topic=3444
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