Perfect_Order!!!!!!

[Voltage]

Just saw you browsing. Give me an update, waad aamustay!!

[AbdiWahab252]

U want this guy to be renditioned

[Voltage]

Exactly what a small time jaajuus would say.

The Obama Govt. does not do rendition. Update your understanding, apparently Bush's jaajuuses have been cut off judging from your uninformed status.

[SultanOrder]

Just saw you browsing. Give me an update, waad aamustay!!

war ma aamusanin wa la ii amusiyay, this week the city leaders have been having meetings and so they turned off all phone lines including the internet at exactly 5 oclock which is when the electricity is turned on here so i haven't been able to log on.

other than that man magalada waa la qabsaday baiscily hang around in the city drinking tea and listening to stories, but man the funnest thing for me to do is chill with this kid who came from the baadiya last month, inalilah he cracks me up telling me stories about meeting lions and hyenas, baadiya women, and first expirencies with t.v. and watching his reactions with when he drinks coke thinking its qamro and it burns his tonque its like meeting and a real life person from the past..

when i walk around this city wallahi i feel like i went back in time, theres camels goats and donkeys on the road stalls set up selling spices, clothes, and especially qaad... the people stink and there is no running water, now i can relate to stories about rasulka iyo asxaabta

i love to hear my grandpa's war stories who has been in mogadishu until a few years ago, especially the 77 war when he entered this city as a captain under control of 400 men 30 vehicles and how he kicked the amhar all the way to jiigjiga, also he was telling me how he was soo happy when he fought the americans in 93 because he was tired of fight somalis, how they would of annihalated them when there exist was cut off and they hid in a school full of children and how the italians came and negotiated a release of the americans for the children hostages, never heard about that did you

[Voltage]

Have you started speaking your reer abti? Agah agah ma bilawday bro?

So you are in dhagax buur hada?

[SultanOrder]

war aga caadi waaye, when we first arrived the people that were supposed to be there for us mixed up our arrival time so we decided to go into the city with this og women and as soon as my mom told her what happened she was aga and i just started laughing cuz i knew the sterotype was true..

i been here since last saturday, my moms sisters look just like her and my cuzin named hodan looks just like my sister hodan ..
but man i love the girls here, i discovered that no somalian girl abroad is a true somalian in terms of dhaqan, these girls are ready to do anything for me anytime of the day, i mean they bring cold water for me everyday from a store a little bit away everyday for lunch just so i can be happy, now i know the kind of love to expect from my sisters back home

[Voltage]

war aga caadi waaye, when we first arrived the people that were supposed to be there for us mixed up our arrival time so we decided to go into the city with this og women and as soon as my mom told her what happened she was aga and i just started laughing cuz i knew the sterotype was true..

i been here since last saturday, my moms sisters look just like her and my cuzin named hodan looks just like my sister hodan ..
but man i love the girls here, i discovered that no somalian girl abroad is a true somalian in terms of dhaqan, these girls are ready to do anything for me anytime of the day, i mean they bring cold water for me everyday from a store a little bit away everyday for lunch just so i can be happy, now i know the kind of love to expect from my sisters back home

Dont abuse it sxb, when I was in Garrisa once, this girl who was a guest at this place I was staying was willing to walk alone miles to get me sprit cuz the fresh meat was unsettling to me. I was like what? Hell naw naa fadhiiso it took dad to really tell her I was serious to say ok, almost an hour later she came back with a sprite and an aspirin

I agree the girls here defintiely have lost touch

As for the aga, waad baratay ayaan filayaa hada, geel maad raacday horta mise weli and dude dont tell me you tried qaad yet

[King-of-Awdal]

The way this dude is talking about Dagaxbur and Jiga Jiga, they sound like a Village. what the hell.

[Voltage]

The way this dude is talking about Dagaxbur and Jiga Jiga, they sound like a Village. what the hell.

Even Djibouti city is a village to his American eyes.

[CoolPoisons]

horta Perfect_order, is he Marehan with OGaden abityal or Ogaden with Marehan abtiyal?

[King-of-Awdal]

The way this dude is talking about Dagaxbur and Jiga Jiga, they sound like a Village. what the hell.

Even Djibouti city is a village to his American eyes.

So he must be from Tokyo or Shanghai than because there is no person who is going to walk 20 miles to get a sprite there. But than i understand where he is coming from because i hated Hargeisa and Borame.

[Voltage]

The way this dude is talking about Dagaxbur and Jiga Jiga, they sound like a Village. what the hell.

Even Djibouti city is a village to his American eyes.

So he must be from Tokyo or Shanghai than because there is no person who is going to walk 20 miles to get a sprite there. But than i understand where he is coming from because i hated Hargeisa and Borame.

Xamari told she hated it to death too, don't worry sxb you guys are not alone. I hated Nairobi and the third world feel and it is supposed to be the New York city around that part of the world. Which is why i come and laugh when I see kids comparing 100 different pictures of two story badly designed buildings here with the experience i had in Africa

[Voltage]

horta Perfect_order, is he Marehan with OGaden abityal or Ogaden with Marehan abtiyal?

He is my brother but different bah.

[King-of-Awdal]

Voltage

And the Colors of the Building will make your eyes blind. Who in their right mind would color their homes, lime green and pink. I couldnt believe that shit. It was also the first time in my life i saw where people boob on a hole in the ground. I was facking scared i might fall in that shit mayn.

[Looyaan_Junior]

Perfect Order,

I am pleased to know that you are still alive and kicking, I was increasingly getting concerned about your safety since the city was experiencing little bit of turmoil due to the ongoing military operations by the Xaq u dirirka. I spoke to my sister to me yesterday for like 2 weeks, she was using a telephone line that goes through Somalia (Wajaale). I do hope you came back safe and sound.

I am equally to pleased to know that your granpa was among the joint Somali Army/WSLF which liberated the city from the filth Habashi, that particular battle in 1977 was bloody one and took two complete weeks of heavy fighting, the lost of hundreds of men and 3 downed Somali aircrafts to capture Dhegahbur. I myself did enjoy the war stories between us and Hasbashi.

Leant the history of the downed Ethiopian civilian plane at the Airport and Genet (underground bunker) - Genet is rumoured to be the first place were a Somali suicide bomber took place, the bunker is deep undergound (cars, armoured vehicles & artilary can go inside) so it became virtually impossible to capture that is when some young somali volunteered to stap themselves with explosives and go down.