Last night, we were having coffee and I persuaded him to tell us a story.
He said, In the small village he grew up, there was this beautiful woman whom he had a crush on, but she was married with a baby. However, that didn't stop him from courting her, he said he was so persistent that even when she goes to the bush for a call of nature, he would appear behind the tree she was using.
When she couldn't shake him off, she offered him one chance, and one chance only. She said she will bring the goats to a certain part of the forest and he is to wait her there. True to her word, she showed up for the rendezvous, but to his predicament, she had her baby strapped to her back, if the baby is put down, he starts crying and there was no way they could conduct their business. Finally he concocted a plan, he asked the woman to give him the sheet she was using as the strap, she did, he took the baby, strapped him to his back and started making love to the mother. He said
the baby was so excited, laughing loudly and enjoying the seesaw motion of moving up and down, thinking that someone is playing with him.
