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There are six types of Somalinet chicks so pick one that is close to this discription



(1) MARYAN MUDUG!
(a) She is very religious
(b) Listens to BBC Somali
(c) She only knows how to read and write Somali
(d) She is very tribal
(e) She knows everybody and their tribe
(f) Wears big jilbaab
(g) For her, there is nothing called 'Date' and anyone interested in her should come to her parent's home officially.




(2) SAHARA WAWEENKA
(a) She's over 30 and still single
(b) Economically, she's all good
(c) She drives a RAV4 or a Pathfinder
(d) She's suspicious of all men.

CAUTION GUYS!
that is Enlight. sista

3) YASMIN RAGEDHI
(a) You will probably spot her wearing jeans
(b) She hangs out around starbucks or you will spot her checkin for shoes she never buys at Filenes or JC peney
(c) She's subscriber's to the COSMO, PEOPLE or VOGUE
(d) She knows Tom Cruise's middle name
(e) First time you meet her she gives you some concocted names like Rasina, Intisar, Tahani, or even Ishawaq untill you realize she's called Faduma
(f) She just finished reading Dennis Lehane's 'Mystic River' and is she's currently reading Steven levitts 'Freakonomics'.

CAUTION GUYS!

That is Nalia



(4) AYAN ABAYOO
(a) She probably finished high school
(b) She acts hard to get even if she's dieing for you
(c) She lives with her mum
(d) She listenes to Jubba and samatar
(e) She hangs around with her friends which makes hard for boys to approach her
(f) She says no to first dates (as if first dates should be turned down from the men automatically)

CAUTION GUYS!

who is this one



(5) HIDAAYO BASHAL.COM
(a) Every teenage boy knows her
(b) You will spot her in every wedding videos and parties
(c) If there's rumor that tonight party is cancelled, the whole town calls her to confirm the lie
(d) Easy to hook-up and probably you bed her or someone you know did


Who is this one


(6) XAWOO TOMBOY
(a) She's always in the middle of the Boys
(b) She watches soccer
(c) She know Ronaldo's first name
(d) Like a true boy, she changes the lighting bulb at home
(e) She's the one who answers the door bell every time it rings,
(f) Probably this girl is a virgin

CAUTION GUYS!
who is this one

the first one, couple women came to my mind, i wont name them though.
wa ka othubileysta whn i come to their posts by accident.lol

are you cardiff girl,===========> just Q.

hyperactive wrote:the first one, couple women came to my mind, i wont name them though.
wa ka othubileysta whn i come to their posts by accident.lol

pm me and i will name it

lol wad ba e qarhisad hada.
if you would name them , man anigaba iska sheego.lol

Ayan abaayo, I thought of surrender

Shirib wrote:Ayan abaayo, I thought of surrender

looool i dont even know who Jubba and samatar are!

@ she gives you some concocted names like Rasina, Intisar, Tahani, or even Ishawaq untill you realize she's called Faduma


Even though I dislike this group, for some odd reason, I get beguiled by them and realize when it's too late. Maybe I follow the lead knowing what I need to know but playing the dumb bears juicy fruits.

Sir-Luggoyo wrote: @ she gives you some concocted names like Rasina, Intisar, Tahani, or even Ishawaq untill you realize she's called Faduma


Even though I dislike this group, for some odd reason, I get beguiled by them and realize when it's too late. Maybe I follow the lead knowing what I need to know but playing the dumb bears juicy fruits.

sir yaa qiyaaney sxb ??

shaamboo wrote:

sir yaa qiyaaney sxb ??

Waraa aniga adi iyo AW iyo Cawar waa idinka miskiinsanahay, idiku shayaadiin baa tihiin. You know the reason I end up with Intisaar is, I look miskiin and she immediately decides to take advantage of me.

loool @ miskiin what kind of maskiin maskiin hoos miinshaar kuwataa tahay sxb rumors has adiga iyo cawar are the kings of somalinet xaliimo collection

ms.naliaa wrote:
look at you playing the victim card sir.L

If "victim" is described as to the one being taken advantage of, yes I qualify to be a victim.



Intel,



Nah, wadaad ma jirin, anaa bilaabay saxib. Cawar's dad is MJ and his mom is Yemeni, you do the math

Sir-Luggoyo wrote:

ms.naliaa wrote:
look at you playing the victim card sir.L

If "victim" is described as to the one being taken advantage of, yes I qualify to be a victim.

Please. You hardly qualify as a victim when you knowingly put urself in those situations....plus, a (very big) part you enjoys it.