1. Eat all the food and don't even want to run to Giant for some milk or even call me letting me know we are out. Getting up in the morning, trying to fix a warm bowl of wholesome Quaker Qamandi only to discover there is no milk

2. Not washing their dirty dishes or even loading the dishwasher and starting it.
3. Having strangers over to the crib for hours on end & being noisy even though I wake up each morning at 5am to head to work.
4. Never leaving on their scheduled departure date.
It is time I move into a studio !
The only pleasant house guest visited a few months ago: she was an excellent cook (every dinner was a different taste of global cuisine: Indian, Chinese, Somali, Swahili etc), very clean and neat and I didn't know she was around at all.