Your experiences back home

[Xamari_76]

For me it was a shock. After being djibouti for 2 days i realized my skin tone changed. 2 shades darker. We arrived in hargisea. It was much cooler with winds..The feeling was so refreshing coming from djibouti. On the plane my cuzin was freaking out she was looking for a scarf in one of the bags. In djibouti you don't have to wear it. lol i remember her scarf was on so tight. Im so bright i came out of the plane with skinny jeans and flip flops and my ipod. No one really said anything to me. I got grilled. My aunt later told me later a man had come up to her and said don't worry she wont be able to leave like that. So on my back home to Canada i was wearing gabasar. My Somali wasn't too great everyone talked fast..so i didn't really speak with anyone other than ciyalka xafada i practiced on them little stone throwing devils. Wow..So many memories, weird moments and weird people.

[Voltage]

[FAH1223]

atleast there was no shabaab there

[Voltage]

Xamari tell me how your personal toiletries fared.

[Xamari_76]

lol..There's actually a super market and a lot of beauty stores..I think it was called sahadeans.

[Caashaqa]

Are there any sidewalks

[Keyse_0208]

i remember one day during my Summer holiday in 2006, me and my cousin had 2 dates set up, and my cousin was driving the car i was sitting in the passenger seat and the 2 chicks were at the back while we were driving i hear some one spraying Air freshner, i looked back and one of the girls had a Long can Air freshner and she was spraying it around her neck i was like '' Walaal maxaad sameyneysaa" and she said "Haa waa cadar Huuno, daaqada iska fur hadaad rabtid" , i was shocked i looked at my cousin and he;s acting like its Caadi

[Caashaqa]

OMG HOW STUPID NOT AIR FRESHER AS PERFUMES AND IF YOU
KNEW ME I WOULDA BEEN LIKE YES I USE THE MANGO ONE

[Somalian_Boqor]

i remember one day during my Summer holiday in 2006, me and my cousin had 2 dates set up, and my cousin was driving the car i was sitting in the passenger seat and the 2 chicks were at the back while we were driving i hear some one spraying Air freshner, i looked back and one of the girls had a Long can Air freshner and she was spraying it around her neck i was like '' Walaal maxaad sameyneysaa" and she said "Haa waa cadar Huuno, daaqada iska fur hadaad rabtid" , i was shocked i looked at my cousin and he;s acting like its Caadi

I don't know how you lived through it but I would have been dieing with laughter seriouly.

Now that was a funny story thanks for sharing.

[The_Emperior5]

in 2003 when i went we had a nice maid she was so nice bariis macaan bay karriin jirtay my uncle was payin her school and shit , one day she went to a party her name was roda intay baxday she came back 4 o clock in the morning
trowing stones at our house the watch man ba baxay cabdi gaab he run outside wuu caye na maxaad samaynaysa reerkii way hurdaan markaasay caydey eeh ku tiri hooyada beertiina ku was waligay cay nocaas ma maqlin markasu cabdi gaab xanaqay oo yidhi wala is diilaya next day my brother comes over he said war waxan maqlay shalay dalwadii hosee ba is dishay

[Ureysoo]

in 2003 when i went we had a nice maid she was so nice bariis macaan bay karriin jirtay my uncle was payin her school and shit , one day she went to a party her name was roda intay baxday she came back 4 o clock in the morning
trowing stones at our house the watch man ba baxay cabdi gaab he run outside wuu caye na maxaad samaynaysa reerkii way hurdaan markaasay caydey eeh ku tiri hooyada beertiina ku was waligay cay nocaas ma maqlin markasu cabdi gaab xanaqay oo yidhi wala is diilaya next day my brother comes over he said war waxan maqlay shalay dalwadii hosee ba is dishay

... Look at this retarded motherfu.cka claiming his family had a maid?. Hooyada Wase, ur mom used 2 sing in one of the local marfishs in Xargeiso 2 feed ur sorry azz, whilst that lipstick-wearing Qaldaan fruity u call Dad worked as a sideline prostitute 2 generate some revenue. Drop the fu.cking act....

[dawwa9]

Weirdest experiences in Somalia:

Almost getting arrested for taking picture of Bosaso port (inside the gates), the guards supervisor was gone and they were mirqaan, bloody idiots. After a few min their boss came and they were put on their place.

Tire breaking down somewhere in the middle of nowhere between Garowe and Eyl, we had to wait almost 2-3 hours for the first useful person to help us out, roads in Puntland are really empty. 40 Degrees in the middle of the desert isn't fun.

Everyone in Puntland thought I looked like some famous politicians son (not going to inform which one… ), every year the same question from pedestrians to shopkeepers almost everyone who I don't know. After awhile it got annoying.

Walking outdoors in Gaalkacyo at 11 pm (night) with no streetlights and alone (because I know my way around). While I was almost home as I was walking I kicked some ‘thing’…it made a load noise and apparently it was a freaking sleeping large male baboon, scary shit I think I broke the olympic record there

etc. etc.

[Voltage]

There are baboons in Gaalkacyo?

[dawwa9]

There are baboons in Gaalkacyo?

Yes,

Even in Nugaal and South Bari..

I have also seen a group of hyenas near Qardho.

[Advo]

i remember one day during my Summer holiday in 2006, me and my cousin had 2 dates set up, and my cousin was driving the car i was sitting in the passenger seat and the 2 chicks were at the back while we were driving i hear some one spraying Air freshner, i looked back and one of the girls had a Long can Air freshner and she was spraying it around her neck i was like '' Walaal maxaad sameyneysaa" and she said "Haa waa cadar Huuno, daaqada iska fur hadaad rabtid" , i was shocked i looked at my cousin and he;s acting like its Caadi

I don't know how you lived through it but I would have been dieing with laughter seriouly.

Now that was a funny story thanks for sharing.