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Would-be gangster shoots off own manhood

A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.



Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.

He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery.

But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact.

"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source.

Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws.

can that manhood' work again?

stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken
Xiniinyaha dacawo ku goysay baan maqli jiray...

Ouch indeed. lol

hahah that is not a gangster sxb he was looking for een excuse to have sx exchange hahahah

Basra- wrote: can that manhood' work again?

qofba waxbaa culeys ku yaho,,tana xaajiga ayey ka wal walsantahay inuu shaqeen doono

Diyeeshaha_Tolka wrote:

Basra- wrote: can that manhood' work again?

qofba waxbaa culeys ku yaho,,tana xaajiga ayey ka wal walsantahay inuu shaqeen doono

What looking for reason to have Transexual operation

"Wax Kastood ka cabataa caawimaad geliyee, Calankaa jab waa qoodhohoo caajis kaa galo e"

I once heard that they were a married couple, the man used to ask for his spousal right by force and then one day his wife so mad at him cut off his wee wee while asleep. The man woke up with extreme pain and when he saw what happened, took his thing and the doctor sewed it back, terrible!

Diyeeshaha_Tolka & Navy Lawoo wasaaqiin baa tihiin, akhaas aleq!

On the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbit arrived at the couple's Manassas, Virginia apartment intoxicated after a night of partying and, according to testimony by Lorena Bobbit in a 1994 court hearing, raped his wife. (Note: He was tried and acquitted for this alleged spousal rape in 1994; he was prosecuted by the same district attorney who prosecuted Lorena for allegedly attacking John.) Afterwards, Lorena Bobbit got out of bed and went to the kitchen for a drink of water. According to an article in the National Women's Studies Association Journal, in the kitchen she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." Grabbing the knife, Lorena Bobbit entered the bedroom where John was asleep; and she proceeded to cut off more than half of his penis.

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment, with the severed penis. After driving a short while, she rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and brought to the hospital where John was located.

The penis was re-attached by Dr. David Berman during a nine and a half hour operation.

Navy9 wrote:

Diyeeshaha_Tolka wrote:

Basra- wrote: can that manhood' work again?

qofba waxbaa culeys ku yaho,,tana xaajiga ayey ka wal walsantahay inuu shaqeen doono

Basra do you wanna test it?

Sir-Luggoyo wrote:On the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbit arrived at the couple's Manassas, Virginia apartment intoxicated after a night of partying and, according to testimony by Lorena Bobbit in a 1994 court hearing, raped his wife. (Note: He was tried and acquitted for this alleged spousal rape in 1994; he was prosecuted by the same district attorney who prosecuted Lorena for allegedly attacking John.) Afterwards, Lorena Bobbit got out of bed and went to the kitchen for a drink of water. According to an article in the National Women's Studies Association Journal, in the kitchen she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." Grabbing the knife, Lorena Bobbit entered the bedroom where John was asleep; and she proceeded to cut off more than half of his penis.

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment, with the severed penis. After driving a short while, she rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and brought to the hospital where John was located.

The penis was re-attached by Dr. David Berman during a nine and a half hour operation.

that guy become famous and porn star after that