I know a dude who tells a lie and then backs up his lie with another lie, then forget the first lie he told so he supports his first lie that he lied about to support the second lie, and then gets CAUGHT!!! Does that make sense? I'm sure it does/doesn't... oh whatever! I really get annoyed at his stories.
I like to mess with his head when he's telling me his stories. This dude comes up with the most ridiculous lies I've ever heard, and I know DAMN WELL it's a lie. I mean, if you are trying to lie, at least have a good memory so you can stick with your damn lie, SHITT.
Do you guys know what I'm talkin about? And when I say lie, I don't mean a little white fib. I mean the type of lie that makes you think "forreal, are you serous?"
