Things Not To Say During Childbirth....

[PRinCeS_LicK]

Y’know, looking at her, you’d never guess that Demi Moore had a baby!

Gosh, you’re lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.

That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?

When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

You don’t need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.

Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?

Stop your swearing and just breathe.

Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You’re not using the right words.

Your stomach still looks like there’s another one in there.

You don’t have the guts to pull that trigger.

[Devils_Advkt]

i guess your advice is for womans only cuz i dont give childbirth.

[MJ-Queen]

thanx for the advice i guess i need them soon

[highclass]

THANX MY SECOND WIFE IS PERGNANT, THIS WIL HELP HER

[Citizen X]

Thanks my 4th Wife is pregant this will be of help..

highclass beat this

[highclass]

BRO I AINT LIEING BUT INSHALLAH IN 5 OR 6 YEARS TIME I WILL HAVE 4 WIFES TOO

[FuneSt_QaCnest_ChicK]

HIGH...KA SEEXO MEESHA....KULAHAA 4TH WIFY ...HUURDADA AYAA KUGU YAR DEE


FuneSt_QaCnest_ChicK

[Citizen X]

[quote="highclass"]BRO I AINT LIEING BUT INSHALLAH IN 5 OR 6 YEARS TIME I WILL HAVE 4 WIFES TOO [/quote]


good luck with man 4 ... stick to one ... it's enough trouble with 1..

imagine 4 times the trouble

[highclass]

YOU ARE NOT A AUTHENTIC SOMALI, SHAME 1 MASKIIN, DONT WORRY U HAVE TO BE CLEVER WIT WOMEN, MAKE SURE THE PROBLEMS STAY WITH IN THEM, THEN EVERYTHING IS COOL FOR YOU INNIT

FUNEST I SWEAR IM MARRIED HERE IN UK AND I GOT ONE WIFE IN HARGEYSA!

[Citizen X]

[quote="highclass"]YOU ARE NOT A AUTHENTIC SOMALI, SHAME 1 MASKIIN, DONT WORRY U HAVE TO BE CLEVER WIT WOMEN, MAKE SURE THE PROBLEMS STAY WITH IN THEM, THEN EVERYTHING IS COOL FOR YOU INNIT

FUNEST I SWEAR IM MARRIED HERE IN UK AND I GOT ONE WIFE IN HARGEYSA![/quote]


okay sheikh.... u should teach me ...anywyz sxb subax ficaan..i am going b.e.d

[Devils_Advkt]

i have 17 wife

[Bad_Company]

[quote]Your stomach still looks like there’s another one in there.[/quote]

I've used that one before to my wife.

[Devils_Advkt]

[quote="Bad_Company"][quote]Your stomach still looks like there’s another one in there.[/quote]

I've used that one before to my wife.[/quote] i thinking you woman

[Bad_Company]

pardon me devil?

[Devils_Advkt]

is a man or woman? that my q