A short news paper article on WHO attended MJ funeral...

[Basra-]

All the relevant somalinet members gathered in the funeral of the legendary King of pop, Michael Jackson. Many were crying and a few were pretending to be crying. IT was all a business of fine detached sense of sorrow that was formed out of necessity to feel. No one really knew the weird dead star, but everybody claimed they knew him. BY all account, Hyper lead the pack with his walking stick and tuusbaah, hand in hand with his dutiful submissive wife, Basra. They made their way to the front reserved seat and sat down silentely.Ismahaan arrived in her tomboyissh baggy jeans and thug wanna be head bandetta. Helwa arrived with her laptop. Sir Lug & kambuli arrived at the same time but separated at their seatings, it was all suspicious, as if both were hiding their secret affair.Abdiwahab and an unidentified fat rural white woman arrived hand in hand.Vo arrived with his marehaan qabil flag.Mr. Yungnfresh bounced around with his shaq jersey, flashing 2 centimeter thin chest. Prince Faranacab was hand in hand with two unidentified majeerten dhilos. (Pimp Faranacab more like it? reports claim ms nalia is one of the dhilos). siren..... arrived with all the apparatus of his largeness. LaQaNyO....was a strange one. He was stuck in 80s mc hammer aladin outfit. Babygirl......since she was 13- was acompanied by an adult. A very angriish looking adult ogaden woman-Dangirl erryaah is said to be her name. Kramer arrived with an adoon woman, hand in hand. No one could ascertain her name, but it was reported, it started with the name "Boo". Oxy,Nabeela, zulaika and black velvet were of the same party.They looked pleasantly sad as the occasioned called for, however ms zuli looked sadder as she missed her husband whom it is reported is dumping her for a younger belle.This belle name is not identified but it is rumored to be something like.... Sac yeere.Abdihaliim ,Cumar-Labasuul,Harti55 and Hutu king of the same party, In their wanna be low jeans thugish style, looked dumb as their adoon idols.. they appeared nonesensical.

All in all, the affair was much ado about NOTHING. MJ will be missed.




reporting for Jama samatar chronicles

Habiba hilib basiiil....

[BaasAbuur]

No one replied.

[gedo_gurl]

I cant believe Basra STILL tells these stories...

[shaamboo]

kix kix kix
kux kux kux

[Babygirl-]

[Warsan_Star_Muslimah]

No one replied.

You had to ruin it.

* Hyper lead the pack with his walking stick and tuusbaah, hand in hand with his dutiful submissive wife, Basra.
* Ismahan arrived in her tomboyissh baggy jeans and thug wanna be head bandetta.
* Abdiwahab and an unidentified fat rural white woman arrived hand in hand.
* Vo arrived with his marehaan qabil flag.
* Mr. Yungnfresh bounced around with his shaq jersey, flashing 2 centimeter thin chest.
* LaQaNyO....was a strange one. He was stuck in 80s mc hammer aladin outfit.
* Babygirl......since she was 13- was acompanied by an adult. A very angriish looking adult ogaden woman-Dangirl erryaah is said to be her name.
* Abdihaliim ,Cumar-Labasuul,Harti55 and Hutu king of the same party, In their wanna be low jeans thugish style, looked dumb as their adoon idols.. they appeared nonesensical.

[siren]

No one replied.

Calankadii wuu dhacaay..

[Babygirl-]

No one replied.

You had to ruin it.

* Hyper lead the pack with his walking stick and tuusbaah, hand in hand with his dutiful submissive wife, Basra.
* Ismahan arrived in her tomboyissh baggy jeans and thug wanna be head bandetta.
* Abdiwahab and an unidentified fat rural white woman arrived hand in hand.
* Vo arrived with his marehaan qabil flag.
* Mr. Yungnfresh bounced around with his shaq jersey, flashing 2 centimeter thin chest.
* LaQaNyO....was a strange one. He was stuck in 80s mc hammer aladin outfit.
* Babygirl......since she was 13- was acompanied by an adult. A very angriish looking adult ogaden woman-Dangirl erryaah is said to be her name.
* Abdihaliim ,Cumar-Labasuul,Harti55 and Hutu king of the same party, In their wanna be low jeans thugish style, looked dumb as their adoon idols.. they appeared nonesensical.

What's so funny ma ana 13 wax ka weyn..

[Warsan_Star_Muslimah]

naa I didn't realise I was conversing with kids! I demand you leave this forum.

Waa just funny, why does she see you as kid? lol

[Babygirl-]

I let my 11,10 & 5 yr old sisters speak to her one day on a conference so she thinks i am them..

Siren habo..

[siren]

BabyG Habo Nagtaan way walataay..