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MAXAA KU DHACAY HABLIHII IYO WIILASHII HUFNAA EE SOMALIYEED

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 11:32 am
by UkMan9
Waxaan xasuustaa sheeko awoowahay iiga sheekeeyey markaan yaraa sida ay ahaan jireen hablaha iyo wiilasha soomaaliyeed waqtigiisii...
wax kasta waxaa ka horayn jirtay sharaftodoa iyo dad nimadooda ....waxaa dhici jirtay haddii gaajo xun ay hayso inay ka xishoon jireen in waydiistaan qof xataa haddii naftu uga dhacayso....

Iminka waxaa bedelay naago iyo niman ka fakara Lugahooda dhexdooda (xaajigeeda iyo xaajigiisa) oo aan marna fiirinayn Qiimaha iyo sharafta noloshoodu u baahan tahay iskabadaa Muslim nimo ay ku fakaraan iyo xaaraan iyo xalaal ay eegaanba....

Waxaan arkaa 24 hrs ka naago leh nimanka somalidu waxay leeyihiin XAAJI caato ah waxaan kaloo arkaa niman intaas leh naagaha somalidu XANJO ayeey calashataa markii wax lala samaynayo.....

Niman Saynis yahaniin ah oo baaray Male Organiska waxay soo cadeeyeen in nimanku soomaalidu yihiin nimanka ugu XAAJI wayn aduunka i mean ugu XAAJI DHEER...waxaan ka daawanayey BBC2 1996 been igama aha...waxaan kaloo daawaday mar laga hadlayey naagaha adduunka iyo galmadooda(their sex life) waxaa la cadeeyey in naagaha ugu dareenka badan yihiin naagaha soomaalida....sheekadaan aan hadda ku qoray meeshan waxaad cadaynteeda ka helaysaan Science Museum...in London....

Arintaan waxaan uga danleeyahay inaan ku beeniyo wax yaabaha ay intaas isku dacaayadaynayaan oo aan runta ahayn....

walaalayaal sharaftiinii iyo Dad nimadiinii maxaa ku soo koobay Lugihiina dhex dooda........

waxaan waydiinayaa gabdhaha somaliyeed ma waxaad tahay adiga dhan lugahaaga dhexdooda qiimahaagu ma intaasbaa....wiilasha somaliyeed war qiimihiinu ma lugahiina dhexdoodaa...... meeday sharaftii iyo dad nimadaadii... maxaa kallifay inaad kufaar iyo dad wasaqbadan sariir u raacdaan...nin iyo naag aan kaadida iska dhiqin inaad hoos ama kor seexataan makuu sharafbaa..........

Bal amrkaad dhamaysato waxaad la samayn lahayd dadkaaas aan nadiifta ahayn waxaad dareentid oo ah inaad isnacdo miyaadan marna ku tusaala qaadan..........

Your Life aint UR P***y and aint Your D***k it is more than that....

please Do something about ur life b4 it is too late.....


Please Soomaali ku soo qoro si dad badan oo aan Englishaka aqoon inoola qayb qaataan....

Waad mahad san tihiin

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 11:51 am
by Ureysoo
1st of all usernamekaan aa ka naxin walaal...waad mahadsantahay qooralka uu sharafta badaan aad so dhigtay.. ilahay ba ka duceyna ino ilahay cafiyo iyo hanoniyo dadka dhumeeyn uu edab darada *ciyaal suuqnimo* shuqul ka dhigteeyn...what a glorious statement.... Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:04 pm
by Daanyeer
UKman,

Though my somali no good, tank u very more.

Ureyso,

Plz CHANGE ur NICK.

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Ur Brother With Intellectual Galasses In S'net !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YYY Col\Prof Daanyeer YYY

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:03 pm
by UkMan9
Ureyso Loooooooooooooool What a nick.....

Mahadsan tahay..............

Daanyeer..............<--qoslay walaahi....Daanyeer waydiinaya Urayso badasho magaca........... Damn

Daanyeer......... waad mahadsan tahay bro i bet ur somali is better my AWOOW'S somali ......kaftan

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:15 pm
by sexy-kitten
Wow!

Nice topic, I'm impressed iyo nus up Somali fiican baad dhigtaa, ma school baad uga soo baxday?

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:16 pm
by Adanna
Balaayo kula been badnaatay Laughing What's this fake research ur talking about man? Ugu dareen baddan...ehm..three letters yaah: FGM Rolling Eyes And this crap about xaaji "weyne".. Laughing Who told you that, awoowgaa? Cuz I know for sure u didn't hear that from BBC (perhaps bii-bii-siiga soomalida).

freeaaakk. Razz Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 3:18 pm
by Adanna
By the way..incase I misunderstood ur entire post...iga raali noqo (just to be on the safe side..but I'm still98% sure that ur a freak yaah).

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:32 pm
by mizz_chief
I love da part the BBC 1996 been igama aha Laughing Laughing Laughing

thesd days BBC somali talk about anyhting and everything, just like in an advert i saw BBC Somalia stands for ...BEEN BEEN SII

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:33 pm
by Ureysoo
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing @ plz change ur nick....

I still can’t believe he solicit that I should change my nick, *quite hilarious* Laughing . Visibly I won’t hesitate if he had a courteous nick 2 begin with; materialize like comparing my magnificent nick 2 his Zulu 1, it’s a crime by it self. Cool *but I should appreciate the reverential way u script ur request @daanyeer* I might do something about it, soon *insha allah* Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:39 pm
by Waraabshe
Udgoon should be name Wink and tell us what you pick so I know who you are my next quarterly visit.

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:07 am
by UkMan9
sexy-kitten......

Dear sis...yeah somaliga ayaan dadka baraa i can teach u...if u can pay the price....if u know what i mean....just kidding....

Adanna.....

how could you Mad Mad Mad .......ehehehe dont worry cuz anigu dadka wax caaya cay uguma jawaabo....

mizz_chief....

waxaan ka hadlayey BBC TV ga waxaan filayaa inaan iri ka daawaday....Lord BBCsomaliga miyaa la daawadaa waa la dhagaystaa ....waxaan kor ku qoray (( KA DAAWADAY BBC2) hadaadan aqoon waxaa jira janaalo laga soo daayo uk oo mid ka mida la yiraahdo BB2...

Uraysoo.....

you are really something girl.....waxa kaliya aan ku oran karo waa...ilaah ayaa maskax fiican ku siiyey iyo dabci fiican..... and ur nick name should be Brainy Girl Wink

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:43 am
by UkMan9
[quote="Adanna"]Balaayo kula been badnaatay What's this fake research ur talking about man? Ugu dareen baddan...ehm..three letters yaah: FGM And this crap about xaaji "weyne".. Who told you that, awoowgaa? Cuz I know for sure u didn't hear that from BBC (perhaps bii-bii-siiga soomalida).

freeaaakk. [/quote]

sxb ...for ur information BBC somalida ahi dhaqaale intaas le eg ku sameeyaan research maba helaan BBC2 aan ka hadlayey waa tan BBC2 TV meesha aaad ka heli kartidna waan kuu sheegay orod aad oo soo baaar runteeda....

anigu shaqsi ahaan waxaan rumays nahay in ninka gabar la seexato oo ay sheeko ama xanjo calashato inuusan ahayn ninba...waa kuwa markii gabadha lugaheeda dhex gala bilaaba taahid huuuh hiiih huuuh haaah ka bacdina korkeeda ku dhaca...in another words kaasi ninba ma aha ama ha XAAJI waynaado ama ha XAAJI YARAADO....

gabadha ninku sidaas ku samayana waxaan rumaysnahay inaysan iyaduna ahayn qof wax kala og sababtoo ah waxay usheegi lahayd inaysan sidaas ka helin waxay usheegi kartaa siday jeceshahay....kol haddii ay ogolaatay inay la seexato maxay ka xishoonaysaa naradiiiba iska qaadee may usheegto sida ay ku raaxaysan karto....

i blve labada qof inay ku xiran tahay siday isu qancin lahaayeen inay sameeyaan...hadaadan qancinba helayn haba samayn marka hore....

waxaan kaloo idiin sheegayaa arin kale oo ITV sameeyey oo ahayd baarintaan ku saabsan inay naagaha ku nool Britain biya baxaan iyo in kale dadkii camarada watay waxay la hadleen live naago badan oo waydiiyeen inay biyo baxaan way ka xishoodeen jawaabteeda laakiin markii danbe waxaa cadaatay in naagaha 95% aysan biyo bixin naagaha aan ka hadlayo waa naagaha CADAAN MADOW(AFRICAN JAMAICAN ... ETC)

anigu shaqsi ahaan naago badan oo soomaaliya ayaan waydiiyey inay helaan arintaas waxay iigu jawaabeen big YESS.....ilaah ayaa igu og been kama sheegayo arintaas.....

so this Qs goes to somali ladies and Gents..Haddii nimanka/naagaha soomaaliyeed xun yihiin HOW COULD THAT BE SO BLOODY POSSIBLE....i wonder.....

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 11:49 am
by UkMan9
CAJIIB iyo YAAB... waxaan ogaaday ma garanaysaan soomaali cay iyo dagaal u tilmaan anything kale shaqadooda maaha...haddii cay u bilowdid sidii wax falan iyagoon indho iyo dhego lahayn ayeey ku soo galayaan

i just wonder why

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 1:07 pm
by sexy-kitten
[quote="UkMan9"]sexy-kitten......

Dear sis...yeah somaliga ayaan dadka baraa i can teach u...if u can pay the price....if u know what i mean....just kidding....
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Loool, maya walaalo macaano, somaligeyga waa guud. Laakin inaan wax cusub kaa barto ima dileyso soo maha Laughing

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 1:27 pm
by B-MAX
(((gabadha ninku sidaas ku samayana waxaan rumaysnahay inaysan iyaduna ahayn qof wax kala og sababtoo ah waxay usheegi lahayd inaysan sidaas ka helin waxay usheegi kartaa siday jeceshahay))))


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Man, It seems that You never associated with Somali girls. You'll never ever see a somali Girl telling you i didn't like this style or do this style. She knows well that if she dares tell you that,then you'll automatically judge her as a Somali hoe or she's being around the block many times.

(((anigu shaqsi ahaan naago badan oo soomaaliya ayaan waydiiyey inay helaan arintaas waxay iigu jawaabeen big YESS.....ilaah ayaa igu og been kama sheegayo arintaas..... )))




This is funny. Ok, You go around and ask Somali Girls if or how many times do they get Orgasm?