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Post by Miss~Bl!ss »

itz been reported dat citizen X has been arrested for attemptin 2 steal from IKEA...........da brotha had a macawiis on...and cheap torn out dacas.............

the thief is identified as a skinny farax...wiv yellow teeth due to excess of khat and loss of tooth brush....................


if u identify him den plz report bacc 2 me

~PS: faraxz n xalimoos who give out info bout da dude will get free hilib n baasto....................plus a free bus pass 4 3 dayz
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Laughing Yo Bliss the Per$on U just DesCribed is Half of the $omali Male Population yea

....Btw was he wearing a RainBow Coloured macawiis And a Yellow Torn NYC Cap... if that was Him
....Then DAMN... i Terrorized That FARAX in my BaseMent... his Macawiis is Hanging Down my BathRoom Wall A$ i Type..... Very Happy
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@ insane.....^^yep da description u gave is xactly da 1 i was lookin 4 ...........

datz citizen X.............his a$$ is busted as we speak............imma get dogz 2 look 4 him.........


Sis..... yo hilib n baasto r gon b delivered 2 yo house.....nd dont 4get 2 keep chekin yo mail...4 da free bus pass..............


1 mo ting............wotz his macawiis doin in yo bathroom Confused Laughing
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Laughing ...Nayaa U Bet Give me My Cunnto Aii... And i really NeeD that Bus Pass's
......... And About the Macawiis Thing... well its My Tradition 2 hang Up the Macawiis of all The Farax's I've Abused And Terrorzied Over the Year$... Very Happy

And All My 5 BedRoom wall's R Covered with Ex Victims Macawiis... IncluDing the Kitchen And the Living RooMz
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

so u have used n abused faraxs huh?

aii den u need 2 give me yo full name.nd address................oh n expect a visit from tha police very soon..............


~PS: usin n abusin farax's is a serial crime......cuz faraxz r weak creatures.........who need 2 b looked after...............

betta get OJ simpsonz lawyer...........sis
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$ayWat... Me Need a Lawyer... i Dont Think $ooo
...My Aboo is a Judge Luv... Razz

.......And the Farax's were High <=---- Thats a crime 2... get me
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sis.........dey get high cuz dey dumb..................if i was 2 arrest a dumb person i mite as well arrest animalz......... Laughing

imma invest erry dime i got in gettin u behind bars


*sings* ((((u gon get LOCKED UP..........I wont let u out )))
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Aiight Sis.... $o its like That Now... whats this world coming too... Arresting IN$ANE PPL <=--- That nit Right U know.... Razz
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Miss~Bl!ss my obese sis...

they released me it was a mistaken identity u know it happens.. i only wanted to "borrow" leather sofa u know..

i guess ur doing this coz i can piss longer than you Evil or Very Mad


lil_insane_mami should be put behind bars for abusing faraxs...my community had enough of her terror... Crying or Very sad
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Laughing ^im not yo sista ....................i was yo partner in crime dat stabbed u in tha back Twisted Evil


Sorry Crying or Very sad Sad Smile Very Happy Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad
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[quote="Miss~Bl!ss"]:lol: ^im not yo sista ....................i was yo partner in crime dat stabbed u in tha back Twisted Evil


Sorry Crying or Very sad Sad Smile Very Happy Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad[/quote]

next time i'll shoot your "small" head with AK-47 Cool

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who said its small Laughing
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[quote="Miss~Bl!ss"]who said its small Laughing[/quote]

i was being respective .. you wanted big airhead or what Wink
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alla b nice Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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