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Older halimoVS New halimos

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Advantages:

Older halimos will prepare yo a hot dish every day and take care of the house.
New halimos will feed yo with fast food and expect yo to do yo share of cleaning of the house
older halimos; yo will never hear from them ex boyfriend or some wild party that she had when she was in college.
New Halimos beleives everthing that she did in the past is irrelevent, since she is with yo know. (Honey i chosed yo)
Older halimo would rather die then lose her verginity.
New halimo the word (Vergin) is not part of thier dictionary.
Older hamilo after yo propose her she will still tell yo "honey let's save our first night for our honeymoon
New halimo will see yo "gay" if yo do not make move on her on yo second date.
Older halimo yo would never hear from them "i have not came yet"
New halimo if yo came before her yo are considered one minute man.
Older Halimos. yo house is safe if yo travel. there will be no reunion party.
New halimo. when yo a way, she will get her groove back and party
OLder halimo weekend has no meaning for her.
New Halimo Thursday is ladies night. friday night is movie night and saturday and dining out night.
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I think I could make one quickly about Old Farah vs New Farah, although in this case New Farah is better than Old Farah.
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Beenaale_No1 wrote:I think I could make one quickly about Old Farah vs New Farah, although in this case New Farah is better than Old Farah.
there ain't new farahs or older farahs. they all have the same characters. the only difference is new farahs are a customed new halimo style then older farahs.
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EDUCATIVE THREAD !!!


Daanyeer BEATING his CHEST for EDUCATION !!!!!
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Get a life :up:
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Older Haliimos name is MARWO

new Halimos name is love
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Older Farah never get chores done
New Farah honey maxaad caawa cunay
Older Farah never heard foreplay
New Farah say five times honey before Foreplay began
Older Farah have never have his wife's ceeb
New Farah goes down and daily lick her ceeb
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Rightwing wrote:Older Farah never get chores done
New Farah honey maxaad caawa cunay
Older Farah never heard foreplay
New Farah say five times honey before Foreplay began
Older Farah have never have his wife's ceeb
New Farah goes down and daily lick her ceeb
saqajaan :lol:
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Re: Older halimoVS New halimos

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Goljano Lion

Are you an older Farah or New farah. I am older Farah :lol:
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Rightwing wrote:Older Farah never get chores done
New Farah honey maxaad caawa cunay
Older Farah never heard foreplay
New Farah say five times honey before Foreplay began
Older Farah have never have his wife's ceeb
New Farah goes down and daily lick her ceeb
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Rightwing wrote:Goljano Lion

Are you an older Farah or New farah. I am older Farah :lol:
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The beauty of older halimo
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The Uglyness of New halimo

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Re: Older halimoVS New halimos

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Kuush thats just a bunch of incoherent thoughts. If u were going to do a 'VS' thread, then u shoulda listed the advantages and disadvantages of each. Not just try to run one them to the ground.
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Gatspy wrote:Kuush thats just a bunch of incoherent thoughts. If u were going to do a 'VS' thread, then u shoulda listed the advantages and disadvantages of each. Not just try to run one them to the ground.
I agree. here is the disadvantages of old halimo and advantages of new halimo

New halimos. yo do not have to worry yo children education (homework) if something happen to yo.

Older Homes. school grades has no meaning for her.

New Halimos. financially, she will contribute to the family

OLder Halimos. Financially, she will screw yo.

New halimos. yo will never hear from her, my girl get new furnitures therefore i need new furnitures too.

Older Halimos. if she sees yo nieghbor bring home new 50 inc flat tv home, it's mendotary that yo bought one for her too.

New Halimo. yo do not have to buy her a new $400 diric every weekend cuz some one she know's friend is getting married.

Older Halimos: every eedo who sell dirics will make fortune out of yo.

New Halimos. yo will never worry sending $ back home till yo child college saving account is full.

Older halimo: it does not matter if yo can afford it or not. yo have sent money her family back home.

New Halimos, she knows the meaning of the money, therefore, she will shop around before she buy anthing.

Older Halimos, it's all about what her friends buys not matter what is the price.

New Halimo, will stay a wake while making luv.

Older Halimo; yo will feel like yo raping her
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