Penis Envy !!!!!!

[Harti55]

Mom of Daughter Doesn't Have Penis Envy
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Momlogic's Andrea: I'm glad I have a daughter -- penises kind of creep me out.

Her story !!!!
I always wanted a boy. ­When I found out I was having a girl I must admit I was disappointed. But now I couldn't be happier. One reason for my delight: My daughter, thankfully, does not have a penis -- if she did this would be a quite different post. From what I understand from my friends who have boys, a penis is more difficult to deal with than girl "parts."

First of all, you have to decide within weeks of a boy's birth whether to chop part of it off. Yikes. Then during daily diaper changes, you are unexpectedly doused with urine. Ick. Then when you finally get to potty training, you have to teach them to "aim" so your bathroom won't end up smelling like a public restroom. Pee-Yew!

Nope, I'm not a big fan of the penis. I like them in theory but otherwise they seem, well, complicated. I know how to work a vagina -- I've had one for years 35 years to be exact. So taking care of my daughter's "wazoo" -- as my husband calls it -- is easy. If I had a boy, I wouldn't know what the heck is going on down there.

Yet, moms with boys often talk about how adorable their sons' "pee-pees" are --­ to the point of making me a tad uncomfortable. Should I be envious instead?

[Harti55]

i have penis envy sometimes , guys are lucky walahi

[Ducaysane_87]

i have penis envy sometimes , guys are lucky walahi

[Harti55]

Penis envy !!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy

[Basra-]

Cough....Cough.....weird!

[Harti55]

i hate u walahi

[siren]

i have penis envy sometimes , guys are lucky walahi

I thought you were dude all along...

[Harti55]

now u know