Somali Shukaansi is like having a Marital Affair

[AbdiWahab252]

I am amazed at how some much effort to conceal a relationship when a couple is dating. She doesn't want to go out anywhere in her city for the risk of being spotted. She wants you to return home before midnight. No chance of her accompanying you to a public event. She doesn't want to take any pics with you. She answers the phone (during certain hours only) and speaks to you in code and briefly. You don't know where she lives because she makes a point of meeting up with you elsewhere.

If I didn't know any better, I would say its an affair not shukaansi.

[Enlightened~Sista]

No woman would be caught dead walking with you anywhere miyaa? I don't blame them.

[Daanyeer]

I am amazed at how some much effort to conceal a relationship when a couple is dating. She doesn't want to go out anywhere in her city for the risk of being spotted. She wants you to return home before midnight. No chance of her accompanying you to a public event. She doesn't want to take any pics with you. She answers the phone (during certain hours only) and speaks to you in code and briefly. You don't know where she lives because she makes a point of meeting up with you elsewhere.

If I didn't know any better, I would say its an affair not shukaansi.

Daanyeer is STUPID but REAGARDING that MORALE-BASED-CULTURE ... i say



Daanyeer BEATING his CHEST for t our bset CULTURE !!!!

[zulaika]

I am amazed at how some much effort to conceal a relationship when a couple is dating. She doesn't want to go out anywhere in her city for the risk of being spotted. She wants you to return home before midnight. No chance of her accompanying you to a public event. She doesn't want to take any pics with you. She answers the phone (during certain hours only) and speaks to you in code and briefly. You don't know where she lives because she makes a point of meeting up with you elsewhere.

If I didn't know any better, I would say its an affair not shukaansi.

but abdi, what's problem huuno?..i thought u of all people would like a girl who'll keep things on the down low seen as how u're a bachelor for life and don't wanna be seen hanging around one woman too much.

[Paddington Bear]

You’re dating teenagers or married women, my friend. What you describe does not sound like the Somali norm to me!

[ModerateMuslim]

AW is having an affair with a married woman and doesn't even know it. lucky for him that the sharia doesn't rule the world yet.

[AbdiWahab252]

ES aka BelaayoCas,

Don't worry, you will become a spinster cause of your foul attitude and yes, Abdiwahab will seem very attractive to you at that age & I might be charitable enough to donate some time to help rebuild your self esteem.

Danyeer,

Beating my chest trying to find new luuqs in a state teeming with Somalis.

Zulaika,

But not ducking and hiding like Hollywood Celebs. You then end up running out of places to go to. It is no longer a date but something more sinister & troublesome.

Paddington,

Consider yourself lucky in that case.

SomaliStar,

U seem quite the expert on such matters. Let he without sin cast the first stone.

[Paddington Bear]

I have not been in the dating game since the days of my third wife but I find this whole thing strange, AW! Is it worth the effort?

[AbdiWahab252]

Paddington,

3rd wife Its always good to mix things up saxiib. Keep your skills in top shape.

[HELWAA]

AW

I hope you get married by the end of this year and ur first born comes by the end of the next.

[Paddington Bear]

If things are as you say, the conditions are perfect for me. I may just dip my foot in the water (for all times sake and all that). How expensive is the dating game these days by the way?

[AbdiWahab252]

AW

I hope you get married by the end of this year and ur first born comes by the end of the next.

Inshallah Helwaa


Paddington,

Depends on how generous you are feeling, whether she is the splitting the bill type, if she is used to finer things in life etc etc

[Paddington Bear]

I think you're looking at things from YOUR point of view, my friend. Get a hold of yourself for a minute and try to look at them from my point of view. Are there nice, clean girls that one could date without having to break the bank or having to make false promises about future 'unity'? I am talking the classy kind of wham bam here...

[ms.naliaa]

LOL

AW... theres a reason why she doesnt want to be seen with you.

Either shes got a bad wrap sheet and doesnt want you to find out; or you have a bad wrap sheet...lol

[FAH1223]

AW, you're having this problem in Boston

did you have it in Virginia