This is probably my 2nd most embarrassing moment...(Yeah, Like im going to tell you the 1st. Still haunts me
)I think It was around sometime last summer...I was walking to my cousins house because she asked me to babysit her gorgeous kids (Very good well behaved children
). There I am, minding my own business, and im crossing this very small road...its small that you cant see the cars going in the other direction but only the ones on your side. Anyway, a bunch of cars are lining up so I decide to pass in between 2 of them...the gap was pretty big...but I didnt realise THAT big.Big enough for a damn.....a damn....one of those freakin' damn scoters for the ederly to go through.
Walahi, the guy looked exactly like the one above and he had the exact model and colour scooter!
How the damn thing manged to squeeze through the gap between the cars I don not know. Anyway, It hit me from behind, I screamed...natrually....fell flat on my face in the middle of the road. Now theres a line of cars queuing up on the other side waitng for me to get up. These bunch of kids on bikes are watching me as I lay on the floor...weirdly, they wernt laughing...I dunno, maybe they were waiting for me to be out of site to start bawling.
Anyway, I get up, dust my self as quickly as I can and start speed walking to my cousins house. Im walking, pretty fast...and all I hear behind me is "sheeeeeeeeeeeeer" ...(thats meant to sound like a scooter accelerating). I dont look behind me..what? so I could see those bunch of kids laughing and pointing? Hell no...actully...I look anyway...and what do I see? The damn odhey on the scooter is speeding towards me. Da fck...hes gonna run me over again! Who Is this guy and why does he want to kill me? So I stop and fling myself to the wall, hands outstretched, looking horrified.............actully, I just stop walking with a 'wathfck' look on my face. Anyway it seemed like all the the old man wanted to do was apologise. Over and over again actully. "Im sorry, I was trying to brake...I didnt know..Im sorry...It was an accident...Im sorry...Are you okay...Im so so sorry"
I felt a bit sorry for him after that, he seemed genuinely sorry...so I smile and say "Its fine, I really am...I know it wasnt ur fault...dont beat urself up about it".
Ahahaha, Yeah Right.
I gave him a dirty look...said "Akh" and walked off. Sorry kulaha...I know he done it on purpose...Old folks are beastly.
