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Post by suga_n_spice »

did u know this gurl?? cuz i didn't :lol:

A non-erect penis usually measures between 8.5cm and 10.5cm (3-4 inches) from tip to base.

here i also have a story to tell u.

there is was this man who was insecure about the size of his package. so he was alwayz afraid to get with a woman cuz he thought that he'd get mocked and ridiculed by women. one day, he decided to marry a divorced woman thinkin that she wouldn't mind his size. every nite when they went to bed his wife would moan and scream because she felt so satisfied. long story short, one day he ran into her ex husband at the beach and was shocked at what he saw. the man went runnin back to his wife and said "nayaa waan ku furayaa" :lol: stunned, the wife asked "why" he replied "been baad habeen kasta u cabadaa" then she's like "why would u say that?" then he's like "ninkaagi hore oo alaab aan caadi aheen ku taalo baan soo arkay" she then replied "hadii ee dhagta ku cuncuneyso ma suulkaad ku xoqi laheed mise far yarta?" he's like "far yarta" then she's like "exactly, adiga ur just like far yarta, lakiin ninkii hore xanuun buu ahaa" :lol: :lol:

i hope u enjoyed it, cuz i did when i first heard it :clap:
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:lol: :lol: Its true some women are so tight they can't take it all. And then there are the ones nothing can satisfy except a dameer. :lol:
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he's like "far yarta"
waliba wuu ka jawaabay :lol: :lol: :lol: pfwaahahahahah

:lol: :lol: Nice one :up:
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:lol: :lol:

i guess it's not about the size, but how u work it.
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free porno and wank yourself thread here!!!
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suga_n_spice wrote::lol: :lol:

i guess it's not about the size, but how u work it.
Sometimes you dont have to work if you have the right equipment :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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suga_n_spice wrote:did u know this gurl?? cuz i didn't :lol:

A non-erect penis usually measures between 8.5cm and 10.5cm (3-4 inches) from tip to base.

here i also have a story to tell u.

there is was this man who was insecure about the size of his package. so he was alwayz afraid to get with a woman cuz he thought that he'd get mocked and ridiculed by women. one day, he decided to marry a divorced woman thinkin that she wouldn't mind his size. every nite when they went to bed his wife would moan and scream because she felt so satisfied. long story short, one day he ran into her ex husband at the beach and was shocked at what he saw. the man went runnin back to his wife and said "nayaa waan ku furayaa" :lol: stunned, the wife asked "why" he replied "been baad habeen kasta u cabadaa" then she's like "why would u say that?" then he's like "ninkaagi hore oo alaab aan caadi aheen ku taalo baan soo arkay" she then replied "hadii ee dhagta ku cuncuneyso ma suulkaad ku xoqi laheed mise far yarta?" he's like "far yarta" then she's like "exactly, adiga ur just like far yarta, lakiin ninkii hore xanuun buu ahaa" :lol: :lol:

i hope u enjoyed it, cuz i did when i first heard it :clap:
the fock?
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My eyes
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:shock:


These girls are dirty
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I'll just see my little minor self out of this thread.
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Re: Serena

Post by Goljano Lion »

Voltage wrote:
suga_n_spice wrote::lol: :lol:

i guess it's not about the size, but how u work it.
Sometimes you dont have to work if you have the right equipment :lol: :lol:
experience is the best teacher
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Re: Serena

Post by ms.naliaa »


Suga...I was soo not expecting that out of you.


Good for you

Release your inner freak girlfriend....

:mrgreen:

but yea....Size aint important boys...its how you work with your god given equipment.
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:shock:

there's some freakin' smuts in here
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Re: Serena

Post by Nabel »

suga_n_spice, itaqillaah!
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